In light of Mark Gurman’s latest report in Bloomberg, I’ve made this Mad Lib about Apple’s long-suffering non-existent car project. Enjoy.
Apple is [verb ending in -ing] its decade-old project to build a car, pivoting to a [adjective] design with the intent to introduce a [adjective] car by [year].
After previously envisioning a truly [adjective] car, Apple now is working on a [noun] with [adjective] features, according to [noun] with knowledge of the project.
The company’s efforts to build a car have been [adjective], cycling through [number] executives and iterations, and likely will [verb] several more times before [verb ending in -ing].
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