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Pee bottle seemingly not included.

We just got Amazon’s holiday gift guide in the mail. On page four, under “Toys we love,” my wife immediately spotted the new Amazon Prime Delivery Van Ride-On.

It’s real. But strangely, it doesn’t seem to include a Teamsters union card, a biometric consent form for mandatory AI surveillance, or a pee bottle?

If I’m going to indoctrinate my kids with ride-ons, I’ll do it properly!
If I’m going to indoctrinate my kids with ride-ons, I’ll do it properly!
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