We know how excited everyone is about our new P3 adult Lunchables, but the fun doesn't end there. Introducing the full lineup of Oscar Mayer man-child lunches! We took our classic Pizza Lunchables and created new Kale Pizza Lunchables. Next up, we have the Ham and American Sub Lunchable, but now we've added Grey Poupon mustard to it because that's something we think adults like. It's the same exact sandwich, but now it comes with a more mature spread. Lastly, we have our Chicken Strip Lunchables. We haven't actually changed these at all, but now the kit comes with a portable glass of Merlot. Simply put, you're going to love being an adult!
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