Hello. It appears you’re trying to enroll in our healthcare program. Would you like some help? Perhaps I can direct you to a specialist for that headache you are getting after staring at error screens on our website. No? You’re all set? Well if you need anything, just ask for Clippy. Why am I a paperclip and not something medical related? I don’t know. People loved me on Office, but I don’t think it’s translating well to this site.
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