"Hi, this is Patricia calling from 23andMe. I'm calling because you recently tested yourself with our product. I believe your results may differ from your actual health. Remember when we diagnosed you with 12 fingers on your left hand? We believe that may have been a false positive. If you could do us a favor and check your left hand and give us a call back with a new finger count, we would greatly appreciate it. Once again, we apologize for any inconvenience and we hope to hear from you soon."
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