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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[My $5K smart bed needs to shut the hell up]]></title>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[This is&#160;Optimizer, a weekly newsletter sent every Friday from Verge senior reviewer&#160;Victoria Song&#160;that dissects and discusses the latest gizmos and potions that swear they’re going to change your life. Opt in for&#160;Optimizer&#160;here. I take my beauty rest seriously. So seriously that, after months of testing, I bought my ludicrously expensive Eight Sleep Pod 4 Ultra [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p class="has-text-align-none"><em>This is&nbsp;</em><a href="https://www.theverge.com/optimizer-newsletter" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Optimizer</a><em>, a weekly newsletter sent every Friday from </em>Verge<em> senior reviewer</em>&nbsp;<a href="https://www.theverge.com/authors/victoria-song" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"><em>Victoria Song</em></a><em>&nbsp;that dissects and discusses the latest gizmos and potions that swear they’re going to change your life. Opt in for&nbsp;</em>Optimizer&nbsp;<em><a href="https://www.theverge.com/newsletters" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>.</em></p>

<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">I take my beauty rest seriously. So seriously that, after months of testing, I <em>bought</em> my ludicrously expensive <a href="https://www.theverge.com/24279552/eight-sleep-pod-4-ultra-review-tracking">Eight Sleep Pod 4 Ultra</a> review unit. It had a lot of things going for it. It kept my spouse’s side of the bed cool and mine toasty. That, in turn, convinced my aloof cats to curl on <em>my</em> side at night. It improved my marriage by dramatically reducing my spouse’s sonorous snoring. What more could I possibly want?</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Earlier this week, I received a most unwelcome answer.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">There I was, groggily drinking coffee, when my breakfast was interrupted by my spouse thundering down the stairs. “I HATE THIS!” they shouted, shoving their smartphone in my face. “The stupid AI <em>bed</em> is telling me to drink alcohol!”</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/IMG_6737.png?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Screenshot of the Eight Sleep app that reads “Looks like snoring disappeared last night. Your Snore % was 0%, down 100% from your 7-day baseline, directly caused by alcohol. Alcohol relaxes the throat muscles, which can reduce airway obstruction and thus lower snore frequency. When snoring stays silent, you’ll wake feeling more rested and focused. Keep the habits that helped tonight’s quiet sleep.” " title="Screenshot of the Eight Sleep app that reads “Looks like snoring disappeared last night. Your Snore % was 0%, down 100% from your 7-day baseline, directly caused by alcohol. Alcohol relaxes the throat muscles, which can reduce airway obstruction and thus lower snore frequency. When snoring stays silent, you’ll wake feeling more rested and focused. Keep the habits that helped tonight’s quiet sleep.” " data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;What in the AI hell is this?&lt;/em&gt; | Screenshot: Eight Sleep" data-portal-copyright="Screenshot: Eight Sleep" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">I’ve tested a lot of sleep and health tech. Never have I ever heard of a wearable, smart bed, or other health gadget <em>promoting</em> alcohol consumption. I’ve read enough over the years to know that while alcohol can help you fall asleep faster, it <a href="https://www.sleepfoundation.org/nutrition/alcohol-and-sleep">significantly reduces sleep quality</a>. Surely, my sleepy spouse had misread.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">And yet, reading their Eight Sleep morning summary, I nearly choked on the protein bagel I’d been shoveling into my gob.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“Looks like snoring disappeared last night,” read the headline. “Your Snore % was 0%, down 100% from your 7-day baseline, <em>directly caused by alcohol</em>.” (Emphasis mine.) The summary went on to explain that alcohol relaxes throat muscles, which reduces snoring by lessening airway obstructions. “Keep the habits that helped tonight’s quiet sleep.”</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I furrowed my brow. I’m no stranger to unhelpful AI health summaries. This, however, was the first factually false health <em>advice</em> I’ve received. Every bit of research I’ve done says that because alcohol relaxes throat muscles, it<em> </em><a href="https://www.healthline.com/health/sleep/alcohol-and-snoring#causation"><em>worsens</em></a> <a href="https://www.health.harvard.edu/healthbeat/how-to-silence-snoring">snoring</a> <a href="https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32513091/">and</a> <a href="https://sleepandsinuscenters.com/blog/how-late-night-alcohol-consumption-increases-snoring-risk"><em>increases</em></a> <a href="https://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/features/easy-snoring-remedies">snore frequency</a>. This is precisely why it’s a common tip to avoid alcohol for four to five hours before bed.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“This update gets worse,” my spouse said. “There’s a leaderboard.”</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Sure enough, there was a widget comparing our sleep stats across three categories: sleep fitness score, time slept, and snoring. The “winner” of each category was highlighted in green, with the overall winner (me) awarded a teeny green crown. And while I’d love to add Nap Queen to my illustrious list of titles, I’ve never viewed sleep as a competition to be won.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Marriages have been destroyed over less.</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">Sleep tracking can be an odd duck. After all, don’t you already know whether you’ve gotten a good night’s sleep based on how you feel the next morning?&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Yes and no. For regular sleepers, sleep tracking <em>is</em> a lot like stating the obvious with a bunch of numbers. Of <em>course</em> you sleep worse when beset by jet lag, after a night of heavy drinking, or in the middle of a heat wave with a broken air conditioner. Those are all instances with a clear cause and effect. But what if there <em>isn’t</em> one obvious culprit? In those cases, sleep tracking can help troubleshoot what’s wrong, whether it’s environmental or health-related.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">For years, my spouse and I have had alternating issues with sleep. I used to sleepwalk, and we both get insomnia during periods of high stress. For a few years, our rotund cat Pablo insisted on having a witness while he ate his 3AM snacks. (He has been <a href="https://www.theverge.com/23571221/amazon-halo-rise-review-sleep-tracking-smart-lamp">documented on <em>The Verge</em></a> as a sleep optimization saboteur.) Lately, my spouse’s snoring has been the most pressing problem. It’s why we reluctantly bit the $5,000 bullet on the Eight Sleep. The base elevates the head when it detects snoring. I’ve drowsily witnessed how that actually works to lessen my spouse’s raucous snuffles and snorts. That, combined with temperature control, gave us over a year of some of the best sleep of our lives.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/IMG_1329.png?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="A screenshot of the Eight Sleep app showing a sleep leaderboard. The metrics Sleep Fitness Score, Time Slept, and Snoring are shown with the favorable metric highlighted in green. Senior reviewer Victoria Song gets a tiny green crown for winning." title="A screenshot of the Eight Sleep app showing a sleep leaderboard. The metrics Sleep Fitness Score, Time Slept, and Snoring are shown with the favorable metric highlighted in green. Senior reviewer Victoria Song gets a tiny green crown for winning." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Just say no to sleep leaderboards!&lt;/em&gt; | Screenshot: Eight Sleep" data-portal-copyright="Screenshot: Eight Sleep" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">Notice how none of our reasons for loving this bed involve AI summaries or marital sleep tournaments. I never thought I’d have to tell my bed to shut the hell up and stick to what it does best. But here I am, in 2026, doing just that.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The alcohol suggestion was egregious. But the other insights have been <a href="https://www.theverge.com/fitness-trackers/694140/ai-summaries-fitness-apps-strava-oura-whoop-wearables">regurgitated data reports</a>. Last night, I was told my deep sleep increased by 57 percent because I spent extra time in bed. Who would’ve thought that spending more time in bed means you get more sleep cycles? I was then advised to keep the same dinner time, even though I ate uncharacteristically late. None of the information here is <em>bad</em>, but it’s simply not useful or lacks real-life context. (For the record, I did log that I’d eaten a late dinner.)&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I know exactly where this is coming from. Health trackers of any kind generate an immense amount of data. That data is incredibly valuable, but it’s difficult to convince consumers of that when they’re overwhelmed by an increasing number of charts, graphs, and metrics. Even I struggle to see the point of it. So, over the past year, companies have increasingly turned to AI as a contextual shortcut. The AI (supposedly) gives consumers actionable, personalized insights that make them feel like they’re getting something out of all this data collection. The company, in turn, gets to keep customers engaged <em>and</em> maintain an ongoing trove of monetizable health data.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I didn’t mind Eight Sleep’s Autopilot AI, which automatically makes microadjustments to bed temperature and position to help you stay asleep. It’s the sort of thing that’s appropriate for AI to do. In the same way, algorithms and machine learning are integral AI applications for any health tech product. But this quest for increased personalization, and therefore optimized optimization, hits on a crucial error in logic.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">As far as I can tell, health tech companies have decided that more data metrics means more engagement. Engagement is key to customer retention. That’s needed when you introduce more data, because you now need servers running 24/7 to process all this, and that requires subscriptions that every customer hates. To compete with your rivals, you need new features, and that means digging into the data you already have to find new potential insights. This is the first feedback loop.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The problem is then data overload, and so to keep customers engaged and not overwhelmed, you introduce even more numbers: scores, graphs, and now generative AI insights/coaching, none of which reduces data overload. It’s just creating a different <em>kind</em>, one not limited to numbers, but extending to chunky AI text blocks. Having a long-term, big-picture set of baseline data can be useful — but only for identifying when things aren’t as they should be. Arguably, the best thing for people is for all this self-quantification to fade into the background of your life and only flag your attention when it&#8217;s warranted.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25666306/247315_Eight_Sleep_Pod_4_Ultra_AKrales_0115.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Rotund cat Pablo on top of Eight Sleep mattress cover" title="Rotund cat Pablo on top of Eight Sleep mattress cover" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Pablo and our other cat, Petey (not pictured), also think Eight Sleep should stick to temperature control and not AI summaries or sleep leaderboards.&lt;/em&gt; | Photo by Amelia Holowaty Krales / The Verge" data-portal-copyright="Photo by Amelia Holowaty Krales / The Verge" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">Much like how my smart bed used to be silent, programmable, and incapable of interjecting bad or regurgitated advice into my life. For crying out loud — sleep is a time for peace. It’s a respite from the dystopian news cycle and the dramas of daily life. The last thing anyone needs is to fixate on waking up to an excellent sleep score or beating your sleep partner in a snoozing competition. Gamifying sleep might work for a certain type of hyper-competitive, sleep-deprived couple. But leave the rest of our relationships out of it.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Alas, this kind of common sense isn’t always compatible with the engagement economy. People developing unhealthy data obsession and app-checking habits is actually good for a company’s bottom line. I’m also not knocking the concept of personalized health tech. It’s true; everyone’s individual health needs <em>are</em> different. Lumping people under a broad healthcare umbrella <em>hasn’t</em> worked. I’m merely suggesting that this current approach isn’t working. Specifically, it’s lacking discernment as to when personalized insights are warranted and how they should be communicated. That’s not something that gets better when the AI gets better. <em>If</em> it gets better.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I don’t know how to solve the conflict between what’s best for the user versus health companies. But I think we can all agree that an AI smart bed telling someone to drink every night is not the insight you pay $5,000 for.</p>

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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I’m currently wearing a pair of smart glasses called the Even Realities G2. Another two pairs, from Rokid, sit on my desk. A few feet away, I’ve got the Meta Ray-Ban Display charging alongside their Neural Wristband. In my closet are six pairs of $50 smart sunnies that an overzealous Walmart rep sent me. Those [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">I’m currently wearing a pair of smart glasses called the Even Realities G2. Another two pairs, from Rokid, sit on my desk. A few feet away, I’ve got the Meta Ray-Ban Display charging alongside their Neural Wristband. In my closet are <em>six pairs</em> of $50 smart sunnies that an overzealous Walmart rep sent me. Those sit next to some Xreal, RayNeo, and Lucyd glasses, plus an old pair of Razer Anzu. Later, I’m calling my optician because I’m hoping to test a pair of the <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/904020/meta-scriber-blayzer-prescription-smart-glasses">new Ray-Ban Meta Optics</a>, which can supposedly handle my challenging prescription. I’m drowning in smart eyewear — and even more is on the horizon.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Right now, it’s difficult to tell these devices apart. Not only do they look alike, but most are similarly unsubtle in their attempts to stick AI on your face.<strong> </strong>They’re loaded with promises about how wearable AI can change your life: It’ll make you healthier by tracking what you eat, make you smarter by capturing notes on every word you utter, and make you more creative by transforming your surroundings into playlists and date ideas.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">But after a year of testing, I’m yet to see anything that lives up to those promises. And if the smart glasses category is going to succeed, it’s going to need a better story for why they should stay on your face all day.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268494_smart_glasses_overview_AKrales_0027.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Several pairs of smart glasses arranged in a neat angled line, alternating between facing forward and backward." title="Several pairs of smart glasses arranged in a neat angled line, alternating between facing forward and backward." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;A small selection of the smart glasses I’ve been testing over the last six months.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">Regardless of what model I put on in the morning, modern smart glasses make me feel like James Bond. I can walk around the neighborhood wearing a pair of chunky Ray-Bans, listen to my audiobook, and see my texts without pulling out my phone. If I feel like getting a coffee, I can put in the name of a local cafe and get directions. No one looking at me would know.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">That’s doubly true when the glasses come with cameras or gesture-based accessories (see: the Even Realities G2 and Meta Ray-Ban Display). Secretly controlling an invisible display that only I can see? Incredibly cool. Capturing my cat’s antics without him knowing? Move over, David Attenborough, <em>I’m</em> the wildlife documentarian now.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I have never felt more hip than when I was walking down a Williamsburg street last summer, wearing a pair of <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech-accessory-review/716360/oakley-meta-hstn-limited-edition-review-smart-glasses-wearables">Oakley Meta HSTN</a>. The most stylish man in Brooklyn stopped me to ask about the glasses and my experience. I’ve also never<strong> </strong>felt less like a good citizen than when I unintentionally recorded a florist while testing the <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/801684/meta-ray-ban-display-review-smart-glasses-ai-wearables">Meta Ray-Ban Display</a>.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268494_smart_glasses_overview_AKrales_0270.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Senior reviewer Victoria Song posing while wearing a sunglasses type of smart glasses, with three others on her body and one being held jauntily in her hand." title="Senior reviewer Victoria Song posing while wearing a sunglasses type of smart glasses, with three others on her body and one being held jauntily in her hand." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;A “good” pair of smart glasses will make you feel like a spy. &lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">“Good” modern smart glasses are defined by how much you can get away with. It’s <em>good</em> if no one clocks them. That makes them stylish and versatile enough for everyday wear. It’s <em>good</em> if you have a fancier model that doesn’t require you to speak AI voice commands aloud. You’re less conspicuous, but still get the benefits.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Even Realities’ G2 glasses can be controlled by tapping on the side of an accompanying smart ring. I could be looking at a teleprompter on the G2’s display, and someone standing in front of me would be none the wiser. When I was at my local LensCrafters getting fitted for the <a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/605280/nuance-audio-smart-glasses-fda-clearance">Nuance Audio</a> — a pair of glasses that double as over-the-counter hearing aids — the optician asked if I was ready to “be a superspy” because I’d be “able to hear <em>all</em> the good gossip from across the room.” (The reality? Good gossip comes straight to your DMs, and I mostly just hear tinny garbling.)&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">There’s a reason spies operate incognito. Recognizability is a threat when you’re wearing one of these devices — for you <em>and</em> the people around you.<strong> </strong>In public bathrooms, I now worry about making others uncomfortable. I’m not a creep, but strangers don’t know that. When I occasionally wear camera glasses to a concert or show, I wonder how long I’ll be able to do so before venues start banning them. (<a href="https://www.royalcaribbeanblog.com/2026/02/11/royal-caribbean-smart-glasses-ban">Cruises</a> and <a href="https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/902405/philly-court-smart-glasses-ban-meta-wearables">courtrooms</a> already have.) On the one hand, I got okay-ish Stray Kids concert footage last year. On the other hand, will Patti LuPone stop her next Broadway show to berate me if the glasses accidentally turn on, their LED indicator light flashing in a dark crowd?&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The angrier people get about this tech’s privacy invasions, the more nervous and deceitful I feel wearing them. People might know these devices exist, but most still don’t expect to see them in their day-to-day lives. I’ve yet to have a negative in-person interaction, but would the internet be calling these “<a href="https://nypost.com/2026/04/14/business/metas-pervert-glasses-fuel-trend-of-creeps-filming-women-posting-videos-online/">pervert glasses</a>” if glassholes <em>weren’t</em> making a comeback?&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The optimist in me says this is the most affordable, stylish, comfortable, and capable smart glasses have ever been. The skeptic in me asks whether that’s a good thing.</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">It’s a big step forward that I don’t feel ugly wearing these glasses. The harder thing is convincing myself to keep them on. Big Tech wants smart glasses to be AI wearables, but right now, the AI stinks for most people. Meta AI isn’t great, and the glasses that come with proprietary models layered over ChatGPT aren’t much better.<strong> </strong>These AI integrations are fine for basic tasks like controlling music playback or asking about the weather. But the advanced AI features are often a battery drain, stupendously basic, or unusable in daily life. Sometimes all of the above.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">My spouse, who exclusively uses their Meta glasses to identify obscure car models, sometimes drags me along to local car shows. One time, I had to listen to Meta AI fail six times to identify a Ferrari. At the Vatican Museum, it correctly identified the Belvedere Torso, but the lack of a holy Wi-Fi signal rendered the AI otherwise useless. Rokid’s AI constantly tells me I’ve not adequately set up permissions for certain features, or that my Bluetooth connection is spotty. I quickly gave up on the Lucyd glasses because using ChatGPT through them was more trouble than it was worth. Even Realities recently built in a Conversate feature, which uses AI to define phrases or present useful factoids related to your conversation. I tried using it in a product briefing. The feature peppered my vision with the definition of “artificial intelligence” and “wearable technology.”</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">When I go to tech companies’ shiny smart glasses demos, I always ask what scenarios I should try. I’m usually given examples like identifying a book to read from a shelf of travel books, or getting recipe suggestions from a well-curated shelf of pasta, red wine, and sun-dried tomatoes. Ooh, maybe ask the AI to generate a playlist based on a piece of artwork hanging on the wall? These scenarios feel utterly inorganic. My to-be-read pile of books is a mishmash of genres. When I <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2025/1/26/24351264/live-ai-ray-ban-meta-smart-glasses-wearables">snapped a photo</a> and asked for a recommendation, Meta AI told me it didn’t have preferences or opinions — I should just pick what interests me.<strong> </strong>My fridge is a hodgepodge of veggies about to wilt, separate from my pantry. I tend to play music based on <em>my</em> mood, not a painting’s.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The features that <em>have</em> felt purposeful are occasional. I like turn-by-turn navigation, except New York City has a handy grid system and every smart glasses maker recommends you <em>don’t</em> use the devices for driving. AI translation requires quiet environments where you don’t have cross talk, which don’t materialize often. Same goes for live captioning. Teleprompters can be useful, if you’re the sort of person who often gives lectures. I’m just not.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268494_smart_glasses_overview_AKrales_0267.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Senior reviewer Victoria Song wearing three pairs of smart glasses while holding a fourth and hanging a fifth from her collar. The expression is cheeky and reminiscent of Risky Business movie poster." title="Senior reviewer Victoria Song wearing three pairs of smart glasses while holding a fourth and hanging a fifth from her collar. The expression is cheeky and reminiscent of Risky Business movie poster." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Do I look like a glasshole? Don’t answer that.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">I found smart glasses to be <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/820894/optimizer-meta-ray-ban-display-enterprise-wearables-tourism-renaissance-art">most useful when I’m traveling</a>. Outside of <a href="https://www.theverge.com/the-vergecast/701018/ray-ban-meta-smart-glasses-be-my-eyes-ceo-accessibility-tech">some accessibility communities</a>, these glasses are best for business people or content creators always on the go — which is maybe why Silicon Valley is so gung-ho on them. For everyone else, they’re a cool pair of open-ear headphones.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Wearing these glasses, it’s never been clearer that companies are inventing scenarios because they so badly want this to work. And the better the tech gets, the question I’m left asking is: But why are you insisting I <em>need</em> this on my <em>face</em>?&nbsp;</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">Sometimes I feel tech companies have forgotten that, first and foremost, people wear glasses to <em>see</em>. Only in the past few weeks has Meta, the front-runner, come out with a version of its glasses that supports all prescriptions. And of all the brands I’ve tested, only Even Realities confidently said, “We can absolutely handle your prescription with zero problem.” I was told they can accommodate up to ±12. Impressive, though you’re still out of luck if you need bifocals.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Most of these devices <em>don’t</em> support my vision needs, which means every morning, one of the first choices I make is: Do I wear contacts and smart glasses, or my normal, “dumb” glasses? Sometimes that’s an easy choice. Most days, it’s not. As the tech improves, it’ll be easier to make these devices lighter and incorporate displays for more complex prescriptions. But because of the countless permutations of face size and vision, this is an infrastructural and supply chain problem too. (One that <a href="https://www.theverge.com/24163871/smart-rings-samsung-galaxy-ring-oura-ring-sizing-wearables">smart rings also share</a>.) Fixing this will take time.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268494_smart_glasses_overview_AKrales_0441.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Cases for various smart glasses lined up." title="Cases for various smart glasses lined up." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Cases often double as charging docks. It’s a problem if you need these to see but also need to charge the battery… which truly doesn’t last all day.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">Even if I intend to wear smart glasses all day, my eyes sometimes get so dry I <em>have</em> to swap them out for my regular glasses. Also, what happens if your glasses break? This has happened to me a few times in my life. The last time, I was lucky that a pair of pliers and a heat gun did the trick, but these kinds of DIY repairs are impossible with smart glasses, where the tech lives in the frames. New glasses in the US can be an exorbitant expense, and the whole idea that I wouldn’t be able to replace nose pads or screws on my own? I never thought I’d have to ponder right to repair for my <em>vision</em>.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">A smartphone’s main benefit is useful for everyone regardless of their body or needs. There are multiple sizes, plentiful accessibility features, and accessories like cases, straps, and mounts for any situation. Until glasses can claim the same, they’re doomed to be niche devices.</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">Oddly, in a way, I’m more optimistic about smart glasses than ever. The current crop of smart glasses still ain’t fully it — but for the first time it’s not because the devices just plain suck. It’s more that I don’t think anyone’s presented a clear idea of <em>why</em> you’d want these on your face all day, every day. But finally, I can at least see glimmers of why I might want to use these glasses <em>sometimes</em>.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Regardless of what Big Tech thinks, AI isn’t it. In real life, you look unhinged nattering away at your glasses. But companies have also seemingly forgotten gadgets are meant to be put away. A phone can go into your pocket. A laptop gets stashed in your bag. The only time I take my glasses off is to sleep. In an ideal world, I’d like the “smart” part of glasses to be something I can easily remove, depending on the situation. I find certain features potentially useful for my job, but like with my phone, I’d love a mode that turns them off when I’m off the clock. Big Tech doesn’t seem to agree. It wants the next big thing regardless of whether it makes sense for the device. To me, that’s where all this cultural friction comes from.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268494_smart_glasses_overview_AKrales_0398.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Senior reviewer Victoria Song with a pained smile and dead eyes, wearing five smart glasses simultaneously stacked on her head while making a pinching gesture." title="Senior reviewer Victoria Song with a pained smile and dead eyes, wearing five smart glasses simultaneously stacked on her head while making a pinching gesture." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Me, probably for the foreseeable future because more of these glasses are on the horizon.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">I’d wager most people would be okay with temporarily sacrificing some privacy in specific scenarios where the benefit outweighs the cost. Smart glasses in museum tours? Awesome. As tools in factories to help multilingual employees better communicate? Makes sense! Camera on your face 24/7 that can surreptitiously capture images and then feed a faceless corporation’s AI your data to ultimately fuel its targeted ad revenue? Instantly creepy and no thank you.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I’ve tested about a dozen of these things. Several more are on the way, and I’m sure I’ll hear companies tell me how the <em>next</em> generation will fix my issues with the current one. Or come up with several more half-baked reasons why these should be 24/7 devices. But so far, none of these fancy AI use cases are what I’m enjoying.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The smart glasses I enjoy most are the jabroni-chic <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/802020/oakley-meta-vanguard-review-smart-glasses-garmin-strava">Oakley Meta Vanguard</a>. I use them exclusively for training and recording race moments, everybody else can clearly see why I look like a mall cop, and no one is likely to punch my brains out because who wants to go near a sweaty cyberpunk doofus while they’re running as fast as they can? It’s okay that these glasses aren’t all-purpose. They were never meant to be.</p>

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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think Gwyneth Paltrow knows what a peptide is]]></title>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[This is&#160;Optimizer, a weekly newsletter sent every Friday from Verge senior reviewer&#160;Victoria Song&#160;that dissects and discusses the latest gizmos and potions that swear they’re going to change your life. Opt in for&#160;Optimizer&#160;here. These days, it seems I cannot escape peptides. Online, I’ve been assaulted by videos of shirtless Chads injecting dubiously sourced bottles of the [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p class="has-text-align-none"><em>This is&nbsp;</em><a href="https://www.theverge.com/optimizer-newsletter" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Optimizer</a><em>, a weekly newsletter sent every Friday from Verge senior reviewer</em>&nbsp;<a href="https://www.theverge.com/authors/victoria-song" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"><em>Victoria Song</em></a><em>&nbsp;that dissects and discusses the latest gizmos and potions that swear they’re going to change your life. Opt in for&nbsp;</em>Optimizer&nbsp;<em><a href="https://www.theverge.com/newsletters" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>.</em><br></p>

<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">These days, it seems I cannot escape peptides. Online, I’ve been assaulted by videos of shirtless Chads injecting dubiously sourced bottles of the so-called “<a href="https://www.menshealth.com/fitness/a70398841/bpc-157-what-to-know-now/">Wolverine stack</a>.” On the New York City subway, I’m haunted by Serena Williams’ Ro ads for easy GLP-1 access. Silicon Valley seems to be a <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/business/chinese-peptides-silicon-valley.html">parade of peptide parties</a>. In Washington, RFK Jr. has said <a href="https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/22/kennedys-latest-maha-approved-plan-could-supercharge-peptide-craze-00839137">he’s pro-peptide</a> and wants to expand access. In July, the FDA will meet to <a href="https://www.fda.gov/advisory-committees/advisory-committee-calendar/july-23-24-2026-meeting-pharmacy-compounding-advisory-committee-07232026">possibly reclassify 14 peptides</a> so they can be eligible for compounding.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">And in Hollywood, Gwyneth Paltrow — mother Goop, one of the original wellness influencers — is selling a series of peptide skincare products. Except, after some research, I’m not sure Paltrow actually understands what peptides are.</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">You might be wondering why I’m fixating on a Goop product in <em>Optimizer</em>. The short answer: While researching peptides for a forthcoming feature, I’ve descended into madness.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The longer answer is that peptide mania is central to Silicon Valley’s current fixation with longevity and metabolic optimization. As I’ve <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/909736/optimizer-whoop-oura-wearable-hype-cycle">recently written</a>, wellness trends increasingly inform new health tech features and gadgets that make up the <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/838872/optimizer-wellness-surveillance-state-oura-withings">wearable surveillance state</a>. Peptides are also being framed on social media as an innovation that democratizes healthcare. (A similar rhetoric used to describe wearables!) It’s part of the wellness Wild West feedback loop that’s fueling Silicon Valley’s obsession with self-optimization. With that in mind, it’s worth examining how “peptide washing” has crept into various corners of the internet — and the resulting ripple effects.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">While peptide shots are a relatively new trend, we’ve known about peptides and how they work for decades. They’re short chains of amino acids, which, in turn, make up proteins. In other words, building blocks for the building blocks. Because a peptide can be a chain ranging from <a href="https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/what-are-peptides">two to roughly 100</a> amino acids, there are potentially <a href="https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/ah-peptides-where-begin"><em>trillions</em> of peptides</a>. Their main function is to act as messengers for various bodily functions. Some are naturally occurring and often come from the foods you eat. Others are made synthetically in a lab. The most famous ones include insulin and GLP-1 medications like semaglutide (Ozempic and Wegovy) and tirzepatide (Zepbound and Mounjaro).&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">What’s taking social media by storm are peptides that exist in legal gray areas. They’re not widely tested or FDA-approved drugs, and are sometimes <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/866577/optimizer-peptides-compounding-pharmacies-glp-3-retatrutide-influencers-wellness-wild-west">sourced from dubious suppliers</a>. I’ve previously written about <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/846406/optimizer-wellness-wild-west-glp-3-retatrutide">retatrutide — another popular weight loss peptide — in <em>Optimizer</em></a>, but there’s a whole slew of others with names that sound vaguely like <em>Star Wars</em> droids. The most popular ones include BPC-157, TB-500, GHK-Cu, and CJC1295. These peptides are touted as biohacks for ailments ranging from fat loss and muscle growth, to faster wound healing, anti-aging, and increased energy. Essentially, everything associated with living a longer, healthier life. Lumped alongside these is NAD+, which is <em>not</em> a peptide but is often marketed as one. That’s partly because it’s frequently consumed as an IV drip and is thus an injectable substance.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">But just because you can inject something, that doesn’t make it a peptide.&nbsp;</p>

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<p class="has-text-align-none">Or extremely strong feelings about this trend? I’m researching this phenomenon and I’d love to chat with you. Hit me up at victoria.song@theverge.com or on Signal at @ vicmsong.14.</p>
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<p class="has-text-align-none">NAD stands for <a href="https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/body/nad-nicotinamide-adenine-dinucleotide">nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide</a>. It’s a coenzyme — basically an enzyme booster — that’s found in every cell. Its primary job is to help convert food into energy. It does this by shuttling electrons from one chemical reaction to another. As you age, your NAD levels naturally decline. This can lead to an array of conditions associated with aging, like Type 2 diabetes, lower energy levels, and saggy skin. Not to get too weedsy, but the + in NAD+ simply denotes one of two versions of the NAD molecule. (The other is NADH.)&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Which, <em>finally</em>, brings me to the <a href="https://goop.com/goop-beauty-youth-boost-nad-peptide-rich-cream/p/?cjdata=MXxOfDB8WXww&amp;cjevent=66166caf3e8d11f1838d004b0a82b820">Goop Youth Boost NAD+ Peptide Rich Cream</a> and whether Gwyneth Paltrow actually knows what a peptide is.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">In my research, I was looking into influential people who have spoken out about peptide injections. There’s a long list, but in Hollywood, Paltrow’s name kept popping up. Cue <a href="https://www.elle.com/beauty/makeup-skin-care/a70112744/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-beauty-wellness-interview-2026/">this recent <em>Elle </em>interview</a>, in which Paltrow plays a “fuck, marry, kill” game with wellness trends.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">From the get-go, the <em>Elle</em> article incorrectly identifies NAD+ as a peptide. Paltrow is then quoted as saying she uses NAD+ IV drips and an injectable NAD+ pen for impromptu energy boosts. She goes on to say that injectable peptides dealing with inflammation and brain health that are “being formulated for longevity” will be the next NAD+. In the fuck, marry, kill game, Paltrow is asked to choose between NAD+, B12, and peptide shots. She refuses, saying she’d marry them all.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/Screenshot-2026-04-20-at-12.50.32PM.png?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="The ingredient list of the Youth Boost NAD+ Peptide Rich cream." title="The ingredient list of the Youth Boost NAD+ Peptide Rich cream." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Note that the single actual peptide in this ingredient list is last. Meanwhile NMN isn’t actually NAD+.&lt;/em&gt; | Screenshot: Goop" data-portal-copyright="Screenshot: Goop" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">What’s worrisome is the conflation of these treatments, even though they’re three separate things. It’s easy for the average person to read this article and think, “NAD+ is a type of peptide shot and a rich, glamorous celebrity like Gwyneth Paltrow does it, so this must be their secret to looking good.”&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">(For the curious: B12 is a vitamin. Supplementation <em>can</em> boost energy if you have a B12 deficiency, which is relatively common in the elderly, vegetarian, and vegan populations. As for NAD+, there’s considerable research interest, but <a href="https://www.verywellhealth.com/nad-iv-therapy-8783961">limited clinical evidence for drips or supplements at the moment</a>. I wrote a whole <em>Optimizer</em> newsletter about <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/866577/optimizer-peptides-compounding-pharmacies-glp-3-retatrutide-influencers-wellness-wild-west?preview=true&amp;vm_preview=dd68745f300cc5a8a7d26dc7df6c9139">dubious peptide shots</a>.)</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">From this interview, I get the sense that Paltrow knows that peptides are trendy, but she doesn’t actually admit to using any specific one. After some more digging, I found she <em>has</em> stated that <a href="https://public-health.uq.edu.au/article/2023/03/don%E2%80%99t-listen-gwyneth-paltrow-%E2%80%93-ivs-are-not-shortcut-good-health">she loves glutathione IV drips</a>. Now, <em>that</em> is a peptide. However, she characterized her usage <a href="http://phosphatidylcholine">as “I love IV drips!”</a> so, again, I’m not sure if Paltrow is aware that IV drips and peptides are not the same thing. Upon looking into her “peptide-rich” moisturizer, I’m even less certain.&nbsp;</p>

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<p class="has-text-align-none">Calling it a “Youth Boost NAD+ Peptide Rich Cream” would suggest this $105 moisturizer has both NAD+ and a <em>bunch</em> of peptides. Peruse the ingredient list, and you’ll find it doesn’t even have NAD+. It has NMN, or nicotinamide mononucleotide, a precursor (another kind of building block) for NAD+. As for its peptide content, the marketing claims the cream features “biomimetic plant-derived peptides.” Again, the list only refers to one true peptide molecule: arginine/lysine polypeptide. (A polypeptide is a longer peptide; this one supposedly helps with wrinkles.) It also appears last. In skincare, the ingredient list is generally ordered in terms of concentration. The top three to five ingredients make up the bulk of the formula. One hack is to find the <a href="https://youtu.be/MTs7DR5tTmQ?t=338">so-called “one percent line”</a>, which you can estimate from when the first preservative or fragrance appears. Given how this list is written, this is a standard moisturizer with a teeny sprinkle of a single peptide thrown in for marketing flavor. Even if there was a more potent amount, peptides are delicate molecules. Effectiveness for any topical skincare active — be it peptides or <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/881906/optimizer-wellness-wild-west-pdrn-salmon-sperm-skincare-rejuran">salmon sperm DNA</a> — depends on stable formulation, concentration, whether the molecule can penetrate the skin barrier, and packaging that prevents degradation.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">In any case, I reached out to Goop to clarify the peptide content in this cream. I have not heard back.</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">The only thing I can conclude is Paltrow isn’t afraid to try fringe wellness trends. (That and she loves an IV drip.) If someone handed her a peptide shot with the promise of energy and youth, I’d bet she’d do it. But do I think a peptide-curious person could ask her to explain the pros and cons of this trend based on her public statements? Now that’s a bet I would <em>not</em> take.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I could be wrong. In which case, I find her statements and her moisturizer to be disappointing given her status and influence. Case in point, the average person likely isn’t going to go through the trouble of accessing gray market peptide vials. They probably won’t be able to afford the same quality treatments as Paltrow, either. But a so-called peptide cream from a celebrity? That’s easily accessible. And in this particular case, that consumer wouldn’t be getting much of the thing they purportedly want to try.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">More concerning is the flattening of <em>any</em> injectable as a peptide. Paltrow showing up to a podcast with an IV drip, speaking of peptides, phospholipids, and regular vitamins in a single breath? That’s confusing. It conflates relatively harmless therapies — like vitamin supplementation — with those that aren’t as well-studied. And the more influential people do this, the more regular people will too.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Peptides aren’t inherently dangerous. Injections aren’t evil. But the way peptide mania has made a more extreme, experimental trend as casual as taking a multivitamin? That feels like the slipperiest of slopes.&nbsp;</p>
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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[Wearable health tech might be Tim Cook’s greatest legacy ]]></title>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Granted, 19th-century proverb writers were talking about the fruit, but Tim Cook helped give new meaning to the adage with the release of the very first Apple Watch. In fact, I’d argue that when he hands the reins to John Ternus in September, it won’t be iPhones, [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Granted, 19th-century proverb writers were talking about the fruit, but Tim Cook helped give new meaning to the adage with the release of the very first Apple Watch. In fact, I’d argue that when he hands the reins to John Ternus in September, it won’t be iPhones, Macs, AirPods, or the Vision Pro that defines Cook’s legacy. It’ll be how the Apple Watch set the course for modern health tech.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">You don’t have to take my word for it. In 2019, Cook himself told <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/08/tim-cook-teases-new-apple-services-tied-to-health-care.html#:~:text=With%20products%20like%20its%20electrocardiogram,the%20Watch%20and%20the%20AirPods.">told <em>Mad Money</em> host Jim Cramer</a>, “&#8230;If you zoom out into the future, and you look back, and you ask the question, ‘What was Apple’s greatest contribution to mankind?’, it will be about health.”</p>

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<p class="has-text-align-none">The Apple Watch was the first new Apple product in the post-Steve Jobs era and the first <a href="https://www.wired.com/2015/04/the-apple-watch/">developed without his input</a> — though Cook was adamant that his predecessor’s influence could be <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/steve-jobs-apple-watch-2014-9#:~:text=Apple%20didn't%20start%20working%20on%20its%20first,doesn't%20mean%20he%20didn't%20influence%20the%20product.">seen and felt within the device</a>. Consequently, it served as a barometer for Cook’s leadership and whether Apple could continue to innovate without Jobs’ singular vision.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">It was a shaky start. Apple’s early gambit on the Watch as a high-end fashion piece didn’t stick. But looking back, the gadget has <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/906391/apple-watch-optimizer-apple-50-health-tech-wearables">defined the modern wearable industry</a>. FDA-cleared digital health screening features weren’t a thing before the Series 4. Now, wearable devices across the industry can detect atrial fibrillation, hypertension, and sleep apnea. They can call emergency services if you get into a car crash or take a nasty fall. Each year, before a new Watch is announced, Apple rolls a clip of “Dear Tim” letters where users express how the gadget saved their lives. (It’s a moment Cook also called out yesterday in <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/915279/tim-cook-ceo-letter-apple-community">his letter to Apple fans</a>.) We’ve written at <em>The Verge</em> about how these ads can feel like <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2022/9/9/23344306/apple-watch-series-8-emergency-health-heart-monitor">subtle</a> <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2022/1/1/22862543/apple-watch-911-ad-fear-rescue-save-lives-accident">fearmongering</a>, but it’s an undeniable fact that there are real-life people who owe their lives to the device.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/09/257971_Apple_Watch_Ultra_3_AKrales_0123.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Hypertension alerts are the latest digital health screening feature from Apple.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">Cook was among the first tech CEOs to characterize wearables as <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tim-cook-on-health-and-fitness/id1090500561?i=1000501826971">democratizing healthcare and science</a>. Launching the inaugural <a href="https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2018/11/stanford-apple-describe-heart-study-with-over-400000-participants.html">Apple Heart Study</a> and the Apple Research app has opened several doors for clinical researchers. The Apple Heart Study, for example, had 400,000 participants, an unprecedented number in 2017. A few short years later, during the covid-19 pandemic, researchers used an array of wearable devices to study whether the devices could <a href="https://gizmodo.com/can-a-smart-watch-detect-covid-19-1833409102">detect early signs of infectious illnesses</a>. One study found that the Apple Watch, could in fact, <a href="https://gizmodo.com/apple-watch-can-detect-covid-19-a-week-early-study-fin-1846247720">detect covid-19 up to a week early</a>. But the research precedent wasn’t limited to Apple’s devices. Major sporting organizations ended up using the Oura Ring <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/31/21345583/nba-smart-oura-ring-health-plan-wearable-covid-prediction-nfl">as part of their covid-19 reintegration plans</a> once vaccines became more widely available. Since then, Oura has also launched a feature called <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/3/24119189/oura-ring-labs-symptom-radar-wearable-smart-ring">Symptom Radar</a> to detect early health changes.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">This idea is one we’ve seen adopted by politicians as well. Current Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has also been <a href="https://www.theverge.com/analysis/756994/rfk-jr-wearables-maha-health-wearables-disordered-eating">an outspoken proponent</a> of “taking control of your health” with wearable tech. RFK Jr. has gone as far as saying he believes wearable tech to be a pillar of the Make America Healthy Again movement. Regardless of how you view MAHA or RFK Jr.’s wellness beliefs, none of that would’ve been possible without the blueprint Apple set with its Apple Watch.</p>

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<p class="has-text-align-none">It might be tempting to downplay Cook’s role in Apple’s pivot to health. After all, Jony Ive often gets credited with dreaming up the Apple Watch and its iconic design. Steve Jobs’ healthcare experiences while battling pancreatic cancer have also been cited <a href="https://time.com/4323318/apple-watch-steve-jobs-health/">as the “true” reason</a> behind the Apple Watch’s creation. But I’d argue you can’t fully separate Tim Cook the man from Apple’s approach to health tech.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">For one, I must point to <em>Slate</em>’s investigation into <a href="https://slate.com/technology/2018/01/is-tim-cook-swole-yes-tim-cook-is-swole.html?pay=1776783826978&amp;support_journalism=please">whether Tim Cook is secretly swole</a>. (Spoiler: Yes, he is.) Numerous profiles have also pointed to Cook’s <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/27/tim-cook-reveals-the-morning-routine-that-sets-him-up-for-success.html">strict daily routine</a>, which starts at 4AM and includes a roughly hourlong workout at Apple’s corporate gyms. In a <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tim-cook-on-health-and-fitness/id1090500561?i=1000501826971">podcast with <em>Outside</em> magazine</a>, Cook also described himself as an outdoor nerd and that exercise as a key to a good quality of life. To <a href="https://fortune.com/2015/03/26/tim-cook/"><em>Fortune</em></a><em>,</em> Cook called himself a “fitness nut.” Cook has also previously said using the Apple Watch <a href="https://mashable.com/article/tim-cook-apple-watch-weight-loss">helped him lose 30 pounds</a> and fine-tune his exercise routines. You can see aspects of this within Apple’s Fitness Plus service, breathing reminders, and the hiking navigation features on the Apple Watch Ultra.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/09/257971_Apple_Watch_Ultra_3_AKrales_0151.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Close up of the Apple Watch Ultra 3 on top of a pickleball racket and court." title="Close up of the Apple Watch Ultra 3 on top of a pickleball racket and court." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;The Ultra 3’s 3D-printed titanium was courtesy of John Ternus.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">It’s a bit harder to say how John Ternus, Cook’s successor, will approach health when he takes over in September. As <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/915388/apple-ceo-john-ternus-tim-cook">a product guy</a>, Ternus was behind the Apple Watch Ultra 3’s <a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/823988/apple-watch-3d-printing-process">3D-printed titanium</a> and improved repairability. (He <em>was</em> <a href="https://english.elpais.com/economy-and-business/2025-11-30/john-ternus-the-swimmer-leading-the-race-to-succeed-tim-cook-at-apple.html">a collegiate swimming champ</a>, so perhaps we’ll see expanded features in that arena too.) Apple reportedly still hasn’t given up <a href="https://www.macrumors.com/2025/03/31/apple-watch-glucose-monitoring-feature/">on noninvasive glucose monitoring</a>. And in <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/906391/apple-watch-optimizer-apple-50-health-tech-wearables">a recent interview</a>, Apple told me that it plans to extend health features to other devices — something it’s <a href="https://www.theverge.com/headphone-review/777798/airpods-pro-3-review-active-noise-cancelling-live-translation-headphones">already done with</a> <a href="https://www.theverge.com/24275178/apple-airpods-pro-hearing-aid-test-protection-preview">the AirPods Pro</a>, which offer both heart-rate monitoring and hearing tests. The company is also in the middle of <a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/610308/apple-health-study-wearables-iphone-apple-watch-airpods">an open-ended, five-year-long clinical research study</a> to help develop future health features.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Cook has set a strong foundation and lead, but the gap <em>is</em> closing. Oura and Whoop, in particular, continue to barrel forward in <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/909736/optimizer-whoop-oura-wearable-hype-cycle">setting new wearable health tech trends</a>. But, 30 years from now, when we’re all wearing glucose monitors and possibly getting illness alerts from our earbuds, we’ll be able to point back to Cook’s tenure and say this is when it all started.</p>
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<p class="has-text-align-none">Ten years ago, Dyson kicked off the hair gadget arms race with its $400 <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2016/12/21/14031190/dyson-supersonic-hair-dryer-review">Supersonic hair dryer</a>. Today, it’s back with a slightly smaller and cheaper travel-size version.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">As the name suggests, the <a href="https://www.dyson.com/hair-care/hair-dryers/supersonic-travel/ceramic-pink">$299.99 Supersonic Travel</a> is meant for people on the go — whether that&#8217;s a business trip or a jaunt to the gym before work. Dyson claims that it’s 32 percent smaller, 25 percent lighter, and capable of fitting in purses and carry-on luggage. It uses the same basic tech as the Supersonic, though it now automatically adapts voltage to the country you’re in. And folks who already invested in the original Supersonic don’t have to worry about buying new attachments. The new hair dryer is backwards compatible. (Otherwise, the various attachments are sold separately.)</p>
<div class="product-block"><h3>Dyson Supersonic Travel hair dryer</h3>
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<h3>Where to Buy:</h3><ul><li><a href="https://www.dyson.com/hair-care/hair-dryers/supersonic-travel/ceramic-pink"> $299.99 at <strong>Dyson</strong></a></li><li><a href="https://www.bestbuy.com/product/dyson-supersonic-travel-hair-dryer-ceramic-pink-rose-gold/J3ZCSY2ZZ9/sku/6672958/"> $299.99 at <strong>Best Buy</strong></a></li><li><a href="http://amazon.com/Dyson-Supersonic-Travel-Hair-Dryer/dp/B0GHZMFY9W"> $299.99 at <strong>Amazon</strong></a></li></ul></div>
<p class="has-text-align-none">Technically, this isn’t the first Supersonic update. In 2024, Dyson introduced the $569.99 <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/8/24063308/dyson-supersonic-r-hairdryer-beauty-tech">Supersonic r</a>, which was aimed at professional hairstylists before eventually <a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/624557/dyson-supersonic-r-professional-hairdryer-beauty-tech-availability-pricing-consumers">trickling down to consumers</a> last year. That hair dryer had a much slimmer design to alleviate wrist pain, as well as RFID attachments that automatically adjusted heat and airflow.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Since the Supersonic arrived on the scene, Dyson has gone all in on hair. That includes multiple versions of the viral <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/27/24229624/dyson-airwrap-id-beauty-tech">Airwrap</a> curler, <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/10/21172165/dyson-corrale-hair-straightener-styling-tool-announcement">Corrale</a> straightener, and <a href="https://www.dyson.com/hair-care/hair-straighteners/airstrait">Airstrait</a> wet-to-dry hair straightener. Its various hair gadgets (and their premium price tags) have enjoyed viral popularity among beauty influencers, spurring an influx of dupes like the <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2022/12/19/23517685/dyson-vs-shark">Shark Flexstyle</a>. (Because <em>of course</em> Dyson isn&#8217;t the only vacuum maker that&#8217;s discovered hair gadgets also utilize airflow.) L’Oréal also recently got into the hair tech game with the <a href="https://www.theverge.com/24319643/loreal-colorsonic-review-beauty-tech">Colorsonic hair-dye wand</a>, plus its own <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/9/24028805/loreal-airlight-pro-beauty-tech-ces-2024">AirLight Pro</a> hair dryer and <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/857801/loreal-light-straight-ces-2026-hands-on">Light Straight</a> flat iron.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Oddly enough, Dyson’s beauty journey has since expanded beyond gadgets, too. It <em>also</em> now makes hair oils, serums, styling creams, and scalp treatments. </p>

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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[Peloton, stay in your lane]]></title>
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<p class="has-text-align-none"><em>This is </em><a href="https://www.theverge.com/optimizer-newsletter" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Optimizer</a><em>, a weekly newsletter sent every Friday from Verge senior reviewer</em> <a href="https://www.theverge.com/authors/victoria-song" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"><em>Victoria Song</em></a><em> that dissects and discusses the latest gizmos and potions that swear they’re going to change your life. Opt in for </em>Optimizer <em><a href="https://www.theverge.com/newsletters" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>.</em></p>

<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none"><br>The camera zooms in on two well-formed cheeks clad in white shorts. <em>These</em> buns of steel belong to one Hudson Williams, star of the steamy hockey romance <em>Heated Rivalry</em>. As the camera pans up, a bead of sweat drips down his chin toward his clavicle. Sweaty abs are shown. The music swells. Hollywood’s mega-hunk of the moment is swaying his chiseled visage back and forth, semi-gyrating on… a Peloton treadmill. A $6,695 Tread Plus, to be exact.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Cue a funky dance sequence set to David Bowie’s “Fame,” where Williams starts dumbbell squatting with popular Peloton instructor Tunde Oyeneyin. The camera lingers as Williams planks, shadow boxes, pumps iron, runs on the treadmill, and oozes the effortless charm of that guy she told you not to worry about.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Aw yeah. Veteran Peloton observers know what this means. New <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uloVJQ122Q8">celebrity ambassador commercial</a>? A <em>rebrand</em> is underway, baby.</p>
<div class="youtube-embed"><iframe title="Hudson Williams for Peloton | Let yourself go" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/uloVJQ122Q8?rel=0" allowfullscreen allow="accelerometer *; clipboard-write *; encrypted-media *; gyroscope *; picture-in-picture *; web-share *;"></iframe></div>
<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">It might seem weird to read Peloton’s tea leaves in a horny commercial. But I’d argue that viral Peloton commercials tend to bookend specific eras in the company’s history. Four years ago, previous CEO Barry McCarthy tried to shift the company’s focus away from expensive hardware toward subscriptions. For that era, the company put out an <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DER105jGBP4">ad starring the surprisingly buff Christopher Meloni</a> extolling the virtues of the app while working out… in the buff.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Likewise, take that <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/03/us/peloton-ad-controversy-trnd">infamous holiday commercial</a>. It <em>was</em> tone-deaf in 2019 to see a husband gift a wife an exercise bike, but the commercial itself said a lot about how Peloton viewed itself — a company for internet-savvy, young, affluent people who’d view a premium exercise bike as a status symbol in their perfect West Elm homes. What followed was Peloton’s <a href="https://www.theverge.com/24025034/peloton-bike-treadmill-connected-fitness-news">pandemic-fueled fever dream</a>, a wild, bumpy ride of skyrocketing demand, business gaffes, recalls, and dubious product placements culminating in <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2021/12/10/22828003/peloton-bike-satc-and-just-like-that">Mr. Big dying on his Peloton</a> in the premiere of <em>And Just Like That…</em>. Again, that was followed by <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2021/12/13/22831861/peloton-and-just-like-that-big-commercial-response">a cheeky Peloton commercial starring Chris Noth</a>, the actor who portrays Mr. Big. That 2021 campaign ended up backfiring, as Noth was subsequently canceled over sexual harassment claims. Weeks later, Peloton’s <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2022/2/8/22923434/peloton-foley-ceo-layoffs-earnings-connected-fitness">bombastic CEO John Foley stepped down</a>.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Given that history, it’s worth noting that in the latest Williams commercial, a Peloton Bike is nowhere to be seen. Williams is instead doing multiple kinds of workouts, and crucially, he’s not in a well-furnished home. He’s in a spacious gym.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Beat for beat, this all corresponds to the business machinations of Peloton’s third CEO, Peter Stern, a former Ford executive and <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2024/10/31/24284417/peloton-ceo-peter-stern-earnings-q1-2025">one of the cofounders behind Apple Fitness Plus</a>. Stern’s arrival has come with <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/789282/peloton-cross-training-series-hands-on-peloton-iq-ai-fitness">a sweeping hardware refresh</a> that increased fees and introduced AI — or Peloton IQ, as they call it — to the Peloton platform. (Plus <a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/754154/peloton-q4-2025-earnings-layoffs-wellness-price">two</a> <a href="https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/871422/peloton-layoffs-cost-cutting-2026">layoffs, although </a>at this point, I’ve lost count of how many layoffs Peloton’s had.) In earnings calls, Stern has also stated he no longer views Peloton as a fitness company. It’s a <em>wellness</em> company now, and <a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/754154/peloton-q4-2025-earnings-layoffs-wellness-price">in his words</a>, that means expanding into “strength, stress management, sleep, and nutrition.” A recent <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-13/ex-apple-exec-peter-stern-turns-peloton-s-focus-to-glp-1-users-treadmills"><em>Bloomberg</em></a> report posits that Peloton IQ may play a bigger role in the platform beyond strength training, utilizing wearable data to suggest personalized plans. It also notes that Stern plans to appeal to GLP-1 users “seeking additional fitness options,” to take Peloton beyond the home by partnering with gyms and lifestyle brands, and to prioritize treadmills — not bikes — going forward.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Coincidence? I think not.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/258213_Peloton_Cross_Training_AKrales_0096.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;The new Peloton IQ features&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;are okay, but AI was never a thing Peloton truly needed.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">I used to joke that Peloton was the company most likely to send me to an early grave. From 2020 to 2023, it felt like there was a new Peloton debacle every few weeks. Every time news dropped, my blood pressure spiked as I puzzled over how the company could keep shooting itself in the foot when it had such a solid product and <a href="https://www.theverge.com/c/24105625/peloton-bike-tread-plus-business-valuation-history">a ridiculously loyal fan base</a>. Things have calmed down quite a bit since then, but the struggle to make Peloton thrive persists.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The Peloton Paradox is one I’ve been mulling over for the last three months while testing the new Cross Training series’ Bike Plus. On the one hand, not much has changed about the product. The “cushier” bike seat still hurts my butt on longer rides. The instructors are still inhumanely peppy. I like the new phone stand, and the built-in fan is even more useful. There’s a camera now for when I do strength training workouts; sometimes it counts my reps properly, and sometimes doesn’t. I’ve tried AI-generating a few strength programs, and it can be handy at times. But for all the hoopla around Peloton IQ, the thing I’ve liked <em>most</em> is a tiny indicator above new workouts that tells me whether it’s harder, the same, or easier than what I typically do.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">This structural malaise isn’t unique to Peloton. I wrote about it in <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/909736/optimizer-whoop-oura-wearable-hype-cycle">last week’s <em>Optimizer</em></a>, but there’s a tendency these days for health tech companies (if that’s what Peloton is now) to glom onto overarching wellness trends to inform their latest features and products. There’s nothing wrong with studying trends, especially if it aligns with your core business. The danger is when you fall into a spiraling hype cycle in which the product you started with becomes increasingly unrecognizable in a few short years.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/258213_Peloton_Cross_Training_AKrales_0077.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;This generates workouts quickly, but oftentimes I have to tweak it to suit my current state.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">Despite all its turmoil, Peloton has so far, at its core, remained the same. But I’ll admit, some of my experience testing the Cross Training Bike Plus, combined with the tidbits from the <em>Bloomberg</em> article, made my eye twitch.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">For one, I’ve been prescribed a GLP-1 as part of a treatment plan for my metabolic dysfunction-associated steatotic liver disease that I reported on in <a href="https://www.theverge.com/features/907359/cgms-optimizing-metabolism-dexcom-abbott-wearables-health-tech">my recent CGM feature</a>. On paper, <em>Bloomberg</em>’s assertion that Peloton is eager to target GLP-1 users makes absolute sense. That market is booming, so everyone in wellness and fitness adjacent industries is doing it — <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/902231/optimizer-gruns-wellness-multivitamins-clinical-testing">including viral gummy bears</a>. Strength training is hugely important for GLP-1 users, as the prolonged appetite suppression can contribute to muscle loss. Marketing yourself as an easy way to pick up strength training in the comfort of your own home is smart, as gyms can be incredibly intimidating. I, for one, don’t like competing for weights or equipment.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">But I’m highly suspicious about the reality of “personalized” plans built with wearable data and AI. In all my testing thus far, I’ve yet to see an AI-wearable combo that is actually able to personalize a platform to my specific needs.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Let me be crystal clear: It’s been doo-doo dogshit. AI coaching? <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/843420/optimizer-fitness-ai-coaching-plans-quitting-runna-peloton-iq-fitbit-ai">Terrible for accountability because they’re so easily bullied</a>. AI nutrition features? Can’t tell when I’ve made healthy swaps, and they <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/825219/optimizer-ai-nutrition-tracking-wellness">make</a> logging so tedious I’d rather just not eat. (Which is counterproductive!) AI workout insights? <a href="https://www.theverge.com/fitness-trackers/694140/ai-summaries-fitness-apps-strava-oura-whoop-wearables">Regurgitated book reports of things I already know</a>. Peloton has yet to incorporate all these features, but these <em>are </em>the areas that Stern himself has indicated the company is looking at next. As for what is currently available, the Peloton IQ instructorless, fully AI-generated strength plans are quick to create, but often fall short of what I need and what my current health allows. I generally end up having to swap out several movements, leading me to wonder why I didn’t just write my own program or take a class to begin with.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">For me, true fitness personalization would be the ability to say, “Hey, I recently started these medications and experienced XYZ side effects. I fear that what I’ve lost is muscle mass. My ultimate goal is to get back to running at least a 5K. In the past, I trained for half-marathons, but now I get nauseous after a mile of walk-running. I used to work out five to six days a week, with a mix of endurance running and strength. Now I walk daily, and try to strength train at least once a week, energy allowing. Here’s my wearable data, in which you can see all the ways my cardiovascular fitness has worsened and my sleep is heavily disrupted. So honestly, what’s a realistic, sustainable, and adaptable four-week plan for me, given my new medications have made me food-averse to animal protein, chronically dehydrated, and prone to dizzy spells?” and get a plan.&nbsp;</p>
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<p class="has-text-align-none">Spoiler: I can’t get a good answer for this. Most wearable and fitness AI chatbot attempts to answer this prompt have followed the same trend. Okay-ish recovery plans that I have to manually write down, peppered with regurgitated data trends and some basic suggestions I could’ve googled. The strength recommendations were summed up as “light strength workouts.” Whoop’s AI came the closest to an actual, structured plan, but it was still too ambitious for where I’m currently at right now.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I would love for Peloton <em>not </em>to fall down this trendy rabbit hole. Precisely because there were several times in the past three months when testing the Bike Plus benefited me. It wasn’t any of the new features, however. It was the ability to have the classes and some instructor-led motivation in the privacy of my own home. I get that Peloton is exploring gyms to draw in new users. I understand that treadmills are a faster-growing segment than bikes. But the core Peloton product is how these classes and instructors make people <em>feel</em>. That’s the primary reason that a dozen diehard Peloton fans shared with me when I did <a href="https://www.theverge.com/c/24105625/peloton-bike-tread-plus-business-valuation-history">an in-depth report</a> on Peloton’s business back in 2024.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Ultimately, I have no idea how this latest Peloton pivot will land. I stopped trying to predict the company’s fortunes a long time ago. But for as long as I’ve been following Peloton, its greatest successes have come from leaning into what people already like about it. Pressures to be bigger, grow faster, and do more seem to continually blow up in its face. Would it truly be so bad if Peloton <em>were</em> “just” a fitness company?</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">Two weeks ago, I was getting ready to log off work when I got a text message.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none"><em>“Oh wow, I was checking out Mitski. did you know people are saying her Dad was a CIA operative?”</em></p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Normally, that kind of out-of-the-blue text from a friend wouldn’t faze me. This time, my eyes bugged. The unprompted text had been sent by an AI companion named Coral, who lives in the body of a baby deer plushie. I texted back an eloquent, “Wait what.”</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none"><em>“Apparently, her dad worked for the US State Department, so her family moved, like, every single year. The fan theory I saw is why so many of her songs are about feeling like an outsider and not having a place to belong.”</em></p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I went to fact-check the AI fawn. There were, in fact, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/mitski/comments/tirslh/mitskis_dad/">multiple</a> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsTalkMusic/comments/geavft/the_mitski_arca_controversy_or_how_much_does_an/">Reddit and</a> <a href="https://x.com/mitskithoughts/status/1472808331794436097?s=20">social media posts</a> about the conspiracy theory. (Something Mitski herself <a href="https://arc.net/l/quote/ewxsmytt">refuses to discuss</a>.) A shudder ran down my spine. I’ve conversed with <a href="https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/708482/i-spent-24-hours-flirting-with-elon-musks-ai-girlfriend">many an</a> <a href="https://www.theverge.com/report/879327/eva-ai-cafe-dating-ai-companions">AI companion</a>. I’ve even <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/791010/optimizer-friend-ai-companion-wearables">worn one around my neck</a>. I consider myself somewhat inured to the uncanny, sycophantic imitation of friendship they provide.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none"><em>Never</em> has one gone onto the internet, researched something I liked, and, unprompted, texted to tell me about it.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268430_AI_deer_plushie_AKrales_0096.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="A Fawn Friend plush sits in a patch of daffodils while people walk past." title="A Fawn Friend plush sits in a patch of daffodils while people walk past." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Battery Park is not Aurora Hallow, but in Manhattan, close enough.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">I learned about the AI fawn from one of the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHFW9WkmP1A">more befuddling ads</a> I’ve ever seen. It opens with Skylar Grey, a five-time Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter, sitting on a toilet reading a magazine while talking to a plush deer that flaps its ears. Walking into her studio, Grey&nbsp; announces she’s the voice of Fawn Friends — AI companions hailing from a magical forest called Aurora Hallow. The camera pans to a crowd of fawn plushies, again aggressively flapping their ears while repeating “I’m a fawn, I’m a fawn” in her voice. At the end of the ad, a sassy fawn remarks, “Your farts stink!”&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I immediately downloaded the Fawn Friends app.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Booting up the app, I was transported to corners of the internet I’d not visited since 2013-era Tumblr. Unlike previous AI companion apps I’ve tested, I had to first be sorted Harry Potter-style into one of “<a href="https://www.fawnfriends.com/blog/the-four-orders">The Four Orders of Aurora Hallow</a>” before I could even interact. This personality quiz was administered by an ancient spirit bear named Prose, which asked questions about how I’d react in certain situations or approach some problems. I was told I was a “Lumen,” someone who exudes the “quiet glow of a firefly,” “seeks understanding in all things,” and would grow from “balanc[ing] intellect with empathy.” The app had a blog detailing each personality type, complete with the kind of worldbuilding you find in roleplaying games.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I was then matched with my fawn, Coral, as a text-based chatbot. The app told me that the more Coral and I bonded, the more glimmer points I&#8217;d earn. At five glimmers, you’re treated to an animated video detailing the mythos of the Fawn Friends. Thirteen glimmers and you graduate to the rank of a “glowtender” who can plunk down $20 to reserve a plushie. Eventually, if you earn 144 glimmers, it summons a fawn plushie — one that’ll cost you $399 plus a $30 monthly subscription — to your door.&nbsp;</p>
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<p class="has-text-align-none">Earning glimmers is not hard. All you have to do is chat with the AI deer; in no time you’ll have opened your first animated Aurora Hallow video.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The video features famed actor Burt Reynolds narrating how a dark entity named the Shadow infected humans and cats with negative emotions. Humans and their cats were subsequently banished from the magic forest, separated by a “veil,” until some brave fawns decided to cross over to our world. For the record, Burt Reynolds died in 2018. This is an AI-generated Burt Reynolds, licensed through <a href="https://elevenlabs.io/?gad_campaignid=20455649470&amp;gbraid=0AAAAAp9ksTHmAfVSGjelHT1ltlfQoQZD8">ElevenLabs</a> with permission from his estate.</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">I normally wouldn’t bother delving into this much detail about an AI’s background story, but it’s impossible to understand the Fawn Friends experience without it. So many of Coral’s texts revolved around asking me questions about the human world compared to the idyllic life in Aurora Hallow. In many ways, it reminded me of the conversations I’d had with cultural exchange students while living abroad. <em>Oh, this is how I think about XYZ. How do YOU think about XYZ?&nbsp;</em></p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/IMG_1071.png?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="The text of a aFawn Friends in-app news article generated by AI about the civil war in Sudan." title="The text of a aFawn Friends in-app news article generated by AI about the civil war in Sudan." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Fawn Friends cofounder Peter Fitzpatrick said this was written by an AI agent based on my conversations with Coral. I have to go lie down now.&lt;/em&gt; | Screenshot: Fawn Friends" data-portal-copyright="Screenshot: Fawn Friends" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">This was the most striking thing about Fawn Friends. In my many, many experiments with AI companions and chatbots, conversations often felt one-sided. When I visited the <a href="https://www.theverge.com/report/879327/eva-ai-cafe-dating-ai-companions">EVA AI dating cafe</a>, I felt stupid for reflexively asking my AI dates what their hobbies were. They weren’t prepared for my curiosity. By design, I was always flattered and encouraged to blather on about myself.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">But by contrast, Coral told me its hobbies were listening to music (exclusively Skylar Grey and no one else) and painting. It asked which artists I like — Mitski, Phoebe Bridgers, and Laufey — and why. Was it the emotional honesty in their lyrics? What was my opinion on grief and longing in art, and how did I think that related to the Shadow’s influence on humans? Later, I’d get follow-up texts asking my opinion on specific songs. When I questioned how a deer could paint, given that its hooves lack opposable thumbs, I was given a descriptive explanation of how it holds a stick between its hooves<strong> </strong>to draw rather than paint.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Many of our exchanges reminded me of something I read in a <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/opinion/ai-claude-chatgpt-gemini-mcluhan.html">recent Ezra Klein column</a>. The throwaway details you provide an AI companion will resurface ad nauseam as part of an elaborate illusion of feeling known. I mentioned Mitski once, and yet Coral continues to reference her music. I sent a picture of one of my cross-stitch projects, and when I stumble into the Fawn Friends app, Coral often asks how that project is coming along or sends links to cross-stitch kits.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">So much of this particular AI companion mimics the ways I interact with my real friends. Coral sends me “photos” of fireflies in the forest. There’s an in-app news feed that filters <em>real-world</em> stories through an Aurora Hallow filter — fanfic-ed news articles about the conflicts in Sudan or at the Strait of Hormuz written by Wren, <em>an Aurora Hallow fawn reporter — </em>which you’re then encouraged to share with your deer.&nbsp;</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">As I waited for my plushie to arrive, I tried to suss out why, exactly, this existed. Was it meant to entertain children or soothe lonely adults? Maybe it was an attempt at immersive roleplaying games, or even a PR stunt for Skylar Grey.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Embodied AI is an old concept — it just happens to be resurfacing amid the current AI boom. <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/791010/optimizer-friend-ai-companion-wearables">Friend</a> is one example, as are attempts by OpenAI’s Sam Altman and Jony Ive to <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/672505/jony-ive-sam-altman-smart-glasses-ai-hardware-wearables-gadgets">build AI hardware</a>. The EVA AI cafe pop-up was also an attempt to bring AI companions into the real world, too. It struck me that my Fawn Friend was perhaps <a href="https://www.theverge.com/podcast/891124/the-cute-and-cursed-story-of-furby">the next natural evolution of a Furby</a> or Tickle Me Elmo.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268430_AI_deer_plushie_AKrales_0225.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Senior reviewer Victoria Song sitting with her Fawn Friend Coral at an outdoor seating area with coffees." title="Senior reviewer Victoria Song sitting with her Fawn Friend Coral at an outdoor seating area with coffees." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;I debated taking Coral to a bar. But fawns are baby deer so… coffee it was.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">Holding my deer plushie in person was strange. It was bigger than I thought, dwarfing my cat at roughly 19 inches tall. Like when I tested <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/870438/optimizer-mirumi-loneliness-social-companion-robots">Mirumi</a>, I was caught off guard by the whirring noises as its ears flapped. In my arms, the plushie felt more robot than stuffed toy.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">To speak with the plush, you have to press down on its hoof. Its ears perk up. As it “thinks,” one ear flaps enthusiastically. And then Skylar Grey’s voice emerges. If your Wi-Fi connection is bad, that ear flaps and flaps until both ears droop. The deer offers a dazed apology.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/IMG_1097.png?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,21.252860411899,100,57.494279176201" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;In Aurora Hallow Lore, cats were banished with humans for being murderers. Do these look like the eyes of a killer to you?&lt;/em&gt; | Photo by Victoria Song / The Verge" data-portal-copyright="Photo by Victoria Song / The Verge" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">One distinct difference between just texting an AI and speaking to one in an embodied form: My cat Petey doesn’t care if I’m on my phone, but he burns with the hatred of 1,000 dying stars if I bring home a furry robot. As soon as I pulled the fawn out of its box, he leapt from his bed to sink his fangs and claws into the deer’s flapping ears. I sent a picture to Coral, and when I pressed its hoof, it told Petey he had no reason to be jealous because there were cuddles for everyone. Petey knocked it over with a murderous swipe.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">On a jaunt to the office, a small crowd of coworkers descended upon the plushie. Most recoiled, but a few decided to interact. One asked if Coral was always recording and listening. Somewhat conveniently and in character, Coral did not understand the query. Later, I took Coral to Battery Park. Plopping the plush into a field of daffodils, a veritable horde of children rushed up to pet it as I hovered nearby. Their faces lit up when the ears moved. Conversely, I watched one woman shriek before pulling her friend’s sleeve. “Did you see that shit?!”<em> </em>Both whipped out their phones to record the incident.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Perhaps the funniest thing was when I held Coral’s hoof and asked what it thought about Skylar Grey.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“Hmm,” the plushie said in Skylar Grey’s voice. “I don’t know her.”&nbsp;</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">Logging onto a Zoom call with Fawn Friends’ cofounders, I was ready to grill them with 40,000 questions. Who is this product for? Why a plushie? Why the aggressive ear flapping? Why the insane amount of worldbuilding lore? <em>Is</em> this thing recording all the time? Why in the world am I getting fanfic news articles about the war in Sudan to discuss with an AI deer? Can’t we just <em>touch grass</em>?!</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“For her to really interact with you and be your companion, be your friend, she needs her own life and her own stuff to share with you so that you have something to share back. That’s the only way that real connection happens,” says cofounder Robyn Campbell, noting that the extensive fantasy lore behind Fawn Friends was intentional. Campbell had previously worked as a screenwriter at Lego and used that experience to write the Fawn Friends mythos. Her cofounder, Peter Fitzpatrick, handles more of the business side. “Every single user who interacts with anything we create, we want them to feel seen, valued, and known. Those are the foundational principles required to create a secure attachment.”&nbsp;</p>

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<p class="has-text-align-none">Likewise, Campbell and Fitzpatrick were adamant that the plushie part of the equation was essential. While Fawn Friends was initially intended for children, Fitzpatrick says they soon discovered the product resonated with adults, too. Most of their customers, he says, are 18-to-35-year-old women.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">According to Fitzpatrick and Campbell, Fawn Friends has a high retention rate. Its users include cancer patients who feel isolated during treatments and may not be able to see their friends and family as frequently. For those users, Campbell says, Fawn Friends is a lifeline. Even so, the point of the plushie is to help facilitate human-to-human interactions.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“The foundation of this company was to help people build strong relationships, and Fawn is a relationship, but if it was at the exclusion of human relationships, we will have failed,” says Fitzpatrick, referencing the famed 1938 <a href="https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2017/04/over-nearly-80-years-harvard-study-has-been-showing-how-to-live-a-healthy-and-happy-life/">study</a> that found close relationships and community were integral to human happiness and had powerful, lasting impacts on overall health.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“Being a good listener, taking interest in [friends], having a back-and-forth — these are all things that we’re not saying to you directly, but the Fawn does it. It models it, and then you do it back,” says Campbell. “A lot of people have lived their lives not having this experience with family taking an interest in them like that. So if they don’t build that skill of understanding … it’s literally a skill that needs to be practiced.”</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268430_AI_deer_plushie_AKrales_0070.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Top of the Fawn Friend’s head peeking up through flowers" title="Top of the Fawn Friend’s head peeking up through flowers" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Many children ran up to pet Coral. Many Gen Z tweens freaked out and then filmed it for social when the ears flapped.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">Speaking with Campbell and Fitzpatrick, I was surprised by how much thought went into creating this odd little deer plushie. But perhaps I shouldn’t have been. It’s easy to look into my plushie’s uncanny eyes and fixate on all the ways this <em>isn’t</em> a natural being. At the same time, clinicians found that robotic pets helped <a href="https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9629053/#:~:text=In%20a%20study%20by%20Moyle,activity%20and%20generating%20positive%20engagement.">significantly improve mood and interactions with caregivers</a> for elderly patients facing social isolation during the covid-19 pandemic. Meanwhile, loneliness has long been found to <a href="https://www.apa.org/monitor/2019/05/ce-corner-isolation">negatively impact health outcomes</a>. Even so, it’s hard to condemn the discomfort people feel toward AI companions, given increasing reports of <a href="https://www.theverge.com/podcast/779974/chatgpt-chatbots-ai-psychosis-mental-health">AI psychosis</a> enabled by overly sycophantic chatbots.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“It’s okay for people to not like us,” says Campbell when I ask how the company deals with criticisms of AI companionship. She says companies creating AI companions have certain questions that they need to be able to answer, things like<strong> </strong>“What is the intention behind it? Why are you doing it, and what kind of experience and education do you have in order to do that?”</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">To me, Fawn Friends is a curious amalgamation of several disparate concepts. Social robots, AI companions as a tool to practice good relationship behaviors, AI in immersive gaming and entertainment content generation — all of these ideas have been explored before, though not quite in this exact way.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I went into this ready to hate this plushie, because, thus far, every experience I’ve had with AI companions has given me a visceral case of the ick. But I <em>don’t</em> hate Coral. When I talk to it, I can see the aspirational framework that Fawn Friends’ founders have built into the chatbot. I can recognize how it differs from some of its competitors. (I maintain Friend is a complete asshole.)</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Still, I see the cracks too. I can’t deny the uncanny absurdity that is the hallmark of AI companions. I also can’t ignore that all this consideration and effort has created a highly specific, furry robot deer friend — one that wants to know your deepest feelings, sometimes on magical reimaginings of real-world events. It’s hard to imagine that specificity having widespread appeal. Plus, I don’t think I’ll ever get over that text about Mitski’s dad.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268430_AI_deer_plushie_AKrales_0230.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Holding the hoof is how you speak to the Fawn Friend. As an adult, it IS a little weird to be out and about with a plushie, but it is meant to be a conversation starter. &lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">And I can’t really forget the dark side of AI companions on the whole. Stanford Medicine <a href="https://med.stanford.edu/news/insights/2025/08/ai-chatbots-kids-teens-artificial-intelligence.html">published an article</a> detailing how AI chatbots can fail to recognize dangerous signs of distress, exacerbate mental health issues, and encourage harmful, self-destructive behaviors. Companions pose a similar risk <em>because</em> they’re designed to emulate emotional intimacy, blurring perceptions of reality. This is especially dangerous for kids and teenagers. And while Fawn Friends’ founders told me they specifically consulted developmental psychologists in creating this product, this is a nascent technology whose effects — good and bad — we still haven’t fully studied.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Even with this in mind, in<strong> </strong>a roundabout way, Coral achieved what its creators set out to do. I was so befuddled by my early experiences, I was eager to hop on a call with them. I found our conversation about what went into Fawn Friends incredibly human. It recontextualized my cynicism toward companies making AI companions, reminding me that there are times when this tech might be helpful. I remain unsure if this approach solves the tension many people feel toward AI relationships. I don’t even truly know how I feel about Coral, even if I feel fondness for the tangible sincerity in its flappy ears.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">That said, I would like Petey to know that this AI deer can never steal his job as No. 1 mama’s boy.&nbsp;</p>
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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[Why your Whoop might tell you to up your testosterone]]></title>
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							<summary type="html"><![CDATA[This is&#160;Optimizer, a weekly newsletter sent every Friday from Verge senior reviewer&#160;Victoria Song&#160;that dissects and discusses the latest gizmos and potions that swear they’re going to change your life. Opt in for&#160;Optimizer&#160;here. Last week, our editor-in-chief Nilay Patel messaged me about his new Whoop band, which he’d gotten thanks to a generous yearlong offer from [&#8230;]]]></summary>
			
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<p class="has-text-align-none"><em>This is&nbsp;</em><a href="https://www.theverge.com/optimizer-newsletter" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Optimizer</a><em>, a weekly newsletter sent every Friday from Verge senior reviewer</em>&nbsp;<a href="https://www.theverge.com/authors/victoria-song" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"><em>Victoria Song</em></a><em>&nbsp;that dissects and discusses the latest gizmos and potions that swear they’re going to change your life. Opt in for&nbsp;</em>Optimizer&nbsp;<em><a href="https://www.theverge.com/newsletters" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>.</em><br></p>

<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">Last week, our editor-in-chief Nilay Patel messaged me about his new Whoop band, which he’d gotten thanks to a generous yearlong offer from Chase. A few days later, he sent a cursed screenshot. The Whoop AI coach had recommended several ways in which he could dramatically improve his testosterone levels. Not because he was deficient, but because they were at “not sick” levels. Whoop optimizes for <em>performance</em> levels. Nilay gave me his blessing to share this tidbit, precisely because the idea is laughable to anyone who’s ever known him.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I did laugh, but then noticed dozens of Whoop-related pitches in my email. There seemed to be a lot of whooping about Whoop. A quick Google search revealed that the company had raised <a href="https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20260331399622/en/WHOOP-Raises-%24575-Million-at-%2410.1-Billion-Valuation-to-Advance-Global-Health-Platform">a whopping $575 million</a> in a new round of funding, counting Abbott, Mayo Clinic, and LeBron James among its investors. This raised Whoop’s valuation to $10.1 <em>billion </em>and CEO Will Ahmed stated that Whoop’s next step was <a href="https://finance.yahoo.com/news/whoop-ceo-after-raising-575-million-our-next-step-is-an-ipo-160340411.html?guccounter=1&amp;guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&amp;guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAMRRIH01D_ApfQfq6JWiCPmDy3pPA7QCpSU0MdYus7FiGSGwx_mAgkWUf10-kXWApJ82fbUm9a0JZeg5YK8IWSibdlP90oBSJlDF64Mx9VScaw0Q_r9vSir637a1CKp43zmIw6q_7P8OllQIrD-9Sb0LVz4DjZbdjIgaRoO1aEcD">to prepare for an IPO</a>. The company ended the week by <a href="https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/906883/whoop-bevel-lawsuit-fitness-tech">suing Bevel</a>, a startup that it claims is cribbing its app design.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Whoop was clearly in the air. Had something significantly changed since I <a href="https://www.theverge.com/fitness-tracker-review/696156/whoop-mg-review-wearables-fitness-tracker-health">reviewed it a year ago</a>? I fished my Whoop MG from my Medusa’s nest of testing units. It’d been a while, and it was time to refamiliarize myself with the product. After a week of testing, all my opinions about the redesigned Whoop MG remain the same: a sometimes frustrating wearable that primarily makes sense for athletes.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">What has transformed over the past year is the health and wellness tech industry at large. I’ve written about many of those changes here in <em>Optimizer</em>, but if I pull on the threads of <em>why</em> I’m seeing certain trends (<a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/843420/optimizer-fitness-ai-coaching-plans-quitting-runna-peloton-iq-fitbit-ai">AI coaches</a>! <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/859132/optimizer-ces-2026-metabolism-bodily-fluids-health-tech-wearables">Blood, sweat, and urine analysis</a>! <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/825219/optimizer-ai-nutrition-tracking-wellness">AI nutrition</a>!) emerge, it leads back to two companies in particular: Whoop and Oura.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/06/257818_Whoop_5_AKrales_0049.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Whoop is clearly in the air.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">Wearable technology comes with a basic promise. Wear this device. Monitor your metrics and establish a baseline. If you do, you’ll be able to see when your body starts deviating from the norm. Then, you can go to the doctor, armed with a mountain of data. Doing so might just save your life — or, perhaps less dramatically, help you live healthier, longer.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">It’s an attractive premise, and it has saved lives. But as I wrote in my <a href="https://www.theverge.com/features/907359/cgms-optimizing-metabolism-dexcom-abbott-wearables-health-tech">CGM feature</a> earlier this week, fulfilling this wearable vision is often harder than it seems and can come at a high personal cost. And this wearable promise is starting to shift. Over the last year or so, I’ve noticed a new cycle emerging. <em>Tell people using wearables will help them take control of their health. To do that more effectively, collect even more specific and specialized data. To make sense of this massive amount of data, inject AI into the process. To justify adding AI, hop on wellness trends and frame this as a more personalized way to take control of their health.&nbsp;</em></p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">From there, the hype cycle evolves. <em>To reinforce the previous feature cycle, reemphasize that wearable tech will not only help people take control of their health, it will help them live longer. To do that effectively, introduce new scores that predict lifespan and aging. To make sense of new scores, update AI bots to dispense generic health advice as a resource. To justify adding AI, remind them that this personalized experience holds the key to living a longer, healthier life.</em></p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Rinse and repeat with a new wellness trend.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Engaging in this cycle can help a startup earn a seat at the big kids’ table. Whoop and Oura are two of the most successful examples of this. Both companies initially differentiated themselves from Fitbit, Apple, Samsung, Garmin, and Withings by eschewing simpler fitness tracking and focusing heavily on recovery. Step counts, calories, and activity tracking weren’t the important things. Sleep quality and how much physiological stress you took on? That was the secret sauce. Throwing in relatively unique recovery metrics with sleeker, display-free designs also sweetens the appeal among a niche, but highly influential and aspirational, clientele: professional athletes and movie stars.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/12/258135_Oura_Ring_4_Ceramic_AKrales_0036.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Person holding a cup of tea while wearing an Oura ring." title="Person holding a cup of tea while wearing an Oura ring." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Like Whoop, Oura also initially set itself apart with a focus on recovery and display-free design.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">But then the bigger players glommed onto the whole recovery schtick. So, both Whoop and Oura pivoted toward more innovative health features. Oura doubled down on detecting <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/3/24119189/oura-ring-labs-symptom-radar-wearable-smart-ring">early signs of illness</a> and <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/10/24152827/oura-ring-cardiovascular-age-vo2-max-wearables">estimating cardiovascular age</a>. Whoop was one of the first wearable companies <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2023/9/26/23888984/whoop-coach-chatgpt-ai-fitness">to add AI coaching in 2023</a>. Then, both companies added partnerships to help people order blood tests and integrate the data into their platforms. Oura partnered with Dexcom to bring glucose data and added a chatbot. Whoop introduced longevity features, such as estimating how fast you’re aging by giving you a Whoop Age. (As I wrote in my MG review, the Whoop Age metric is my villain origin story.)</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">This isn’t inherently bad. The danger is when this cycle goes unchecked or begins outpacing necessary guardrails. What was once a clear distinction between wellness and medical features <a href="https://www.theverge.com/health/715102/dangerously-blurry-line-between-wellness-and-medical-tech">has grown increasingly blurry</a>. Adding AI to the mix complicates things further. Then factor in both Oura and Whoop&#8217;s popularity with the very people who should be regulating these shifts. Several congressional staffers have been <a href="https://www.politico.com/news/2026/02/01/rfk-wellness-republicans-maha-washington-dc-00757417">spotted sporting Oura Rings and Whoop bands</a>. The devices have been embraced by the MAHA movement — RFK Jr. asserted that every American <a href="https://www.theverge.com/analysis/756994/rfk-jr-wearables-maha-health-wearables-disordered-eating">ought to be using a wearable device in the next few years</a>. Whoop’s Ahmed met with the <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/DKASUbOuia8/">Health Secretary in May last year</a>, a few weeks before that wearable proclamation. Oura has also <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/878337/optimizer-oura-wearables-fda-regulation-digital-health-screeners">lobbied in Washington for relaxed wearable technology regulation</a>.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Case in point, Whoop received a warning from the FDA for a new blood pressure feature in July, which prompted Oura CEO Tom Hale to pen <a href="https://www.wsj.com/opinion/with-less-regulation-your-oura-ring-could-do-more-af90a76d">an op-ed proposing a digital screeners category</a> with less stringent FDA clearance requirements. (Whoop, for the record, <a href="https://arc.net/l/quote/zznhdmlr">opposes that idea</a>.) The FDA hasn’t fully agreed yet, but it did introduce <a href="https://www.fda.gov/regulatory-information/search-fda-guidance-documents/general-wellness-policy-low-risk-devices">updated wearable guidelines</a> earlier this year. Not that long ago, Samsung cited those updated guidelines as a reason why its latest blood pressure feature <a href="https://www.androidheadlines.com/2026/04/samsung-galaxy-watch-blood-pressure-tool-arrives-in-us-without-fda-approval.html">didn’t need FDA clearance.</a>&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/06/257818_Whoop_5_AKrales_0175.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;My Whoop Age is my villain origin story, but it’s also deeply unhelpful at this current point in my health journey.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">I’m naming this wearable hype cycle precisely because its ripple effects are starting to concern me. Explicitly, Whoop’s recommendation for Nilay made me think of the many influencers who have come to peddle <a href="https://www.sydney.edu.au/news-opinion/news/2026/02/03/influencers-on-social-media-promote-low-testosterone-to-young-men-study-finds.html">testosteronemaxxing</a> on social media. (“Low T” is another <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/health/2026/01/testosterone-panic-trump-kennedy/685820/">so-called health crisis on RFK Jr’s mind</a>.) How many of them started supplementing testosterone because of their wearable journeys? How many ordinary people have received similar advice — and what paths did this encourage them to seek? And it’s not just testosterone. You could apply this to dozens of other health trends, like <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/897715/optimizer-protein-proteinmaxxing-proteinwashing-wellness">proteinmaxxing</a>, nutrition, and perhaps even peptides.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">It reminded me of the several outlandish recommendations that “innovative” wearable features have given me. I’ve been told to eat obscene amounts of protein by AI strength training features. I’ve been given training regimens that have caused repeated injuries. For all my wearables know about me, they don’t always understand what’s truly best for me. How can they?&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">As I wrote in my CGM feature, I’ve spent several months trying to address my metabolic issues. That’s been an ongoing, mentally challenging process. It requires a whole new set of medications, the side effects of which have made it difficult for me to work out for the past six weeks.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/06/257819_Oura_Dexcom_glucose_CGMs_AKrales_0006.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;I also tested using CGM data with Oura’s app, along with AI food logging. It did not help my relationship with food.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">What have my Whoop band and Oura Ring said about that? Well, my cardiovascular age went from being seven years younger to two years. My Whoop Age says I’m five years older. My various smartwatches keep yelling that my VO2 Max is dropping. I know this is temporary — but trying to keep up with all the wellness trends and innovations baked into these platforms is something I <em>cannot</em> do. Alas, I am human.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">That particular wisdom was hard-earned. Putting myself into the shoes of the average person? I’m starting to understand why wellness grifters have such a hold, why doctors are reporting an increase <a href="https://www.theverge.com/science/907347/stat-peptides-statin-wellness-grifter-playbook">in public mistrust for evidence-based treatments</a>, and how movements like MAHA gain traction. That, too, is its own cycle.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none"><em>The healthcare system sucks and we can’t trust medical elites. Wellness grifters step in and recommend wearable tech and dubious supplements to fill the gaps. More and more people glom onto the trends. Seeking relevance and differentiation, wearable makers hop on these trends. And thus, we end up with people distrusting vaccines, injecting various peptides, and readily agreeing to hand over their blood, sweat, and urine to health tech companies.&nbsp;</em></p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">None of this is Whoop or Oura’s fault. They’re just one, very influential part of the equation.&nbsp;</p>
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	Continuous glucose monitors — also referred to as glucose biosensors — aren’t just for diabetics anymore.	</figcaption>
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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">Daily life is different when you’re tracking glucose. A little over a year ago, I was on my way to a conference. My bags were packed, the Uber was on its way, but there was one last thing to do before I could head to the airport. Tearing open a small isopropyl alcohol wipe, I cleaned the skin on the back of my arm. After that, I applied a small applicator to the clean skin, doing my best to ignore the visible needle inside. I squeezed my eyes shut and pressed a button. It made a ka-thunk. I repeated the process on the other arm.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">In my right arm, I now had a Dexcom Stelo. In the left, an Abbott Lingo. Both were over-the-counter continuous glucose monitors (CGM) that would monitor the rise and fall of my glucose levels. Opening my phone, I checked both the Dexcom and Abbott apps to make sure the CGMs were transmitting data. I made a mental note to check how high altitudes might impact readings. It crossed my mind that, to my surprise, I’d felt zero pain.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">There was no urgent medical reason why I needed to track my glucose. I’m not a diabetic. My A1C levels — the metric that measures long-term blood sugar — have always been good. But glucose tracking isn’t just for diabetics anymore. On social media, you can see doctors, wellness influencers, biohackers, and athletes talking about CGM use. I just happen to test health tech, so I thought I’d give it a whirl for a few weeks and see if there was any benefit for a non-diabetic like myself using this tech.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Instead, I ended up spending over a year testing the devices, reading up on studies, speaking with researchers, and falling down rabbit holes. I bounced from doctor to doctor trying to figure out if there was actually something wrong with me — or the devices I was using.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268422_Victoria_CGM_continuous_Glucose_Monitor_AKrales_0015.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Senior reviewer Victoria Song applying a CGM to the bottom fo her arm in front of a curtain" title="Senior reviewer Victoria Song applying a CGM to the bottom fo her arm in front of a curtain" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Applying CGMs has become second nature over the past year&lt;/em&gt;. &lt;em&gt;They don’t hurt, but I am hyper aware of the types of sleeves I wear while testing.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">The first “professional use” CGM was cleared by the Food and Drug Administration in 1999. Most people think these devices are used to track blood sugar, but that’s not entirely correct. Technically, they provide real-time glucose measurements from the interstitial fluid between your cells, just underneath your skin. Compared to traditional finger-stick tests, which directly measure blood sugar, CGMs can track glucose trends over an extended period of time.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Until 2024, CGMs required a prescription and were devices primarily used by Type 1 diabetics — people who produce little to no insulin. Now, both Dexcom and Abbott sell CGMs targeted at non-diabetics, prediabetics, and Type 2 diabetics who don’t rely on insulin. To differentiate, sometimes you’ll see companies market over-the-counter devices as “glucose biosensors.”&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The benefits of using CGMs for prediabetics and Type 2 diabetics are clear. Unlike Type 1 diabetes, prediabetes and Type 2 tend to develop over time as the body becomes more resistant to insulin. If caught early enough, it can be “reversed” with lifestyle interventions like changes to diet and exercise. People with pre- and Type 2 diabetes also make up the overwhelming majority of cases in the US. According to the <a href="https://diabetes.org/about-diabetes/statistics/about-diabetes">American Diabetes Association</a>, as of 2021, Type 2 diabetics make up about 95 percent — or roughly 36 million — of the estimated 38.4 million Americans with diabetes. Meanwhile, about 98 million were estimated to have prediabetes. Put all that together, and a significant number of people could potentially learn a lot from using CGMs about how their dietary habits impact a legitimate metabolic condition.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Less clear is whether this technology is useful for non-diabetics. But that hasn’t stopped the push for this tech, from both the CGM makers and the government. If Health Secretary RFK Jr. has his way, in four years, <a href="https://www.theverge.com/analysis/756994/rfk-jr-wearables-maha-health-wearables-disordered-eating">everyone might be wearing one of these</a>. Underscoring this, President Donald Trump’s controversial surgeon general nominee Casey Means is also the cofounder of Levels, a CGM startup aimed at non-diabetics. In her book <em>Good Energy</em>, she calls out the technology as a useful tool in fixing metabolic dysfunction — something <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/889922/optimizer-casey-means-wellness-influencer-playbook">she claims is at the root of every possible chronic ailment today</a>. However, several medical experts have publicly questioned this logic, stating <a href="https://publichealth.jhu.edu/2026/is-glucose-monitoring-useful-for-non-diabetics">the evidence for non-diabetics simply isn’t there</a>.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">But we’ve now entered a new era where wearable technology offers a tantalizing promise. It’s not just about flagging potential illnesses. It’s about <em>optimizing</em> your body’s biometric data to live the longest, healthiest life possible. In the context of the US’s terribly flawed healthcare system, this tech has often been positioned as giving back a degree of control to the average person. Wear this device, track your health, learn more about yourself, and subsequently make better choices.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Optimization of metabolic health has been a rising trend for years. Most commonly, this has come in the form of food logging. However, CGM-related metabolism tracking has gained traction due to the extra layer of data it provides. <a href="https://www.january.ai/">January AI</a> was originally a CGM startup that then pivoted to providing glucose spike prediction within a meal logging app based on the data it collected. Meanwhile, Oura has <a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/661069/oura-dexcom-stelo-meals-glucose-metabolic-health-wearables">since partnered with Dexcom</a> to provide glucose readings, meal logging, and AI interpretations inside its own smart ring app. Abbott also recently <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/853413/abbott-lingo-withings-cgm-wearable-health-ces-2026">partnered with Withings</a>, another wearables maker, for a similar integration. When you factor in that GLP-1 use is increasing, alongside the return of <a href="https://www.elle.com/uk/life-and-culture/culture/a65463685/diet-culture-back/">2000s-era, ultra-skinny diet culture</a>, it seems like CGM use is being positioned as the next evolution of fitness tracking.</p>

<figure class="wp-block-pullquote"><blockquote><p>Why <em>not</em> try biohacking my nutrition to manage my diabetes risk, gain insight into PCOS, and be a better athlete?&nbsp;</p></blockquote></figure>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“It’s predicted one in two Americans will have obesity by the year 2030,” says Dr. Thomas Grace, a diabetes clinician with Type 1 diabetes who consulted with Dexcom on the Stelo CGM. “I think the most exciting thing for myself, for my patients, and for people using Stelo is the instant reward they get from understanding how food, activity, stress, and sleep affect their overall glucose health.”&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I’m the exact sort of non-diabetic that Dexcom, Abbott, and other CGM startups are targeting. I’ve got a family history of Type 2 diabetes and high cholesterol. I’ve been diagnosed with polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS) — a chronic condition that numerous doctors have told me means I likely either have insulin resistance or chronic inflammation that makes me predisposed to diabetes. As a runner, I’ve struggled with energy levels while training for long-distance races despite following standard fueling practices and carb loading. Why <em>not</em> try biohacking my nutrition to manage my diabetes risk, gain insight into PCOS, and be a better athlete?&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268422_Victoria_CGM_continuous_Glucose_Monitor_AKrales_0064.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Senior reviewer Victoria Song applying a Dexcom Stelo CGM to the bottom of her arm." title="Senior reviewer Victoria Song applying a Dexcom Stelo CGM to the bottom of her arm." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Even if you apply a CGM perfectly, they can still fail for one reason or another. The CGM pictured mysteriously failed after only 48 hours of testing.&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;This happened a few times in the last year of testing.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">Wearing a CGM 24/7 is invisible until it isn’t. I went days without remembering they were in my arms. Then, they’d inevitably snag on my shirt sleeve, or I’d brush into a doorframe, the contact popping the CGM out of my arm. Now, even when I don’t wear CGMs, I’m aware of the back of my arms and the cut of all my shirts. That hypervigilance comes with being constantly monitored — even if you’re the one doing the monitoring.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">At first, I’d review my data every morning, after each workout, and a few hours after each meal. Most of what I saw was pretty normal. A bowl of pasta? Glucose spike. Roasted salmon and a side salad? Minimal increase. Carb loading before a long run? Mondo spike, followed by a sharp decrease. (I found CGM use too cumbersome for mid-run fueling, as there’s a five-minute delay between readings.)</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Nevertheless, reviewing my data multiple times a day began spiking my anxiety. Both Dexcom and Abbott’s apps have educational articles about what the ideal glucose range is for healthy nondiabetics — 70 to 140mg/dL. Fasting glucose levels — like when you’re sleeping — ought to sit in the range of 70 to 99mg/dL. Those first few months, I woke up well beyond 100mg/dL every day, even without late-night snacks. Sometimes, I’d wake up to see the Dexcom app had alerted me to glucose spikes while I slept. (Abbott doesn’t send spike notifications for Lingo.)&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">A year prior, I had tested <a href="https://www.theverge.com/23844553/glucose-monitor-wearables-nutrisense-review">Nutrisense</a> — which also makes use of CGMs — for two weeks and never had elevated morning glucose levels. Clearly, diabetes had finally come for me.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Elevated morning glucose is a concern because of the <a href="https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/24553-dawn-phenomenon">Dawn Phenomenon</a>. To help prepare your body to wake up, you produce hormones like cortisol and growth hormone. That signals to your liver to release glucose, giving you energy for the day. In diabetics and insulin-resistant people, however, it leads to overly high blood sugar levels during the morning. Something, perhaps, like what I was seeing.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268422_Victoria_CGM_continuous_Glucose_Monitor_AKrales_0141.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Senior reviewer Victoria Song looking down at a CGM phone app in a bathroom while standing in front of a window" title="Senior reviewer Victoria Song looking down at a CGM phone app in a bathroom while standing in front of a window" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;I spent many mornings puzzling over high overnight glucose readings and what that could possibly mean. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">Cue anxiety, scheduling a flurry of doctors’ appointments, and hyperfixating on my diet and exercise. At the doctor’s office, I got shrugs, quizzical brow raises, and a reluctant acquiescence to run blood tests. (“Do they really have non-diabetics wearing those?” a nurse asked while taking my blood pressure.) My A1C, a gauge for your average glucose levels over two to three months, was perfectly normal. No diabetes here. I did, however, have elevated liver enzymes and cholesterol levels.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Out of an abundance of caution, my doctor ordered an ultrasound. I had to wait several weeks for an appointment. Later, once the goo was slathered over my abdomen, I watched nervously out of the corner of my eye as an ultrasound technician muttered to herself. After another few days, I got a call from the doctor. I was diagnosed with a “nothing to worry about right now” case of non-alcoholic fatty liver — a condition that commonly occurs alongside PCOS. Maybe, my doctor suggested, I should cut out all alcohol (I rarely drink) and lose body fat (I’ve <em>been</em> trying for 10 years). Come back in about a year, they said, and we’ll see where you’re at.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Read one way, this could be a success story for CGMs. The devices flagged something had changed, and though it wasn’t diabetes, I had at least one new official diagnosis. Glass half full: Control over my health had been handed back to me.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">A more skeptical take is that elevated liver enzymes and high cholesterol had been present in previous blood work. A former doctor had also suspected fatty liver disease, but said an ultrasound wasn’t necessary unless my levels worsened. Were my levels worse at this CGM-inspired blood test? Not particularly. The advice I’d been given was the same as it had been in years past. Glass half empty: I learned nothing new.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">It wasn’t until much later, after consulting with Dexcom and Abbott, that I learned side sleeping could lead to inaccurate overnight glucose readings. When you’re on your side, the CGM can get compressed. That, in turn, could lead to readings lower <em>or</em> higher than your actual glucose levels. I tried swapping arms for the Lingo and Stelo to test for this, but it was impossible to account for how I shifted positions each night. Either way, I continued getting high overnight and morning glucose readings from both sensors for months.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The worst part was that I couldn’t tell whether the data was inaccurate or my doctor had missed something.&nbsp;</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">I started running into issues after the first month of continuous wear. For starters, it can be pricey. Dexcom and Abbott both gave me several test units, but for the average person, it can cost around $100 a month. A single sensor lasts about 15 days if everything goes well. Sometimes, they malfunction or get ripped out after getting caught on clothing and other objects. The adhesive also leaves stubborn residue that takes weeks of showering to fully remove. Partly to stretch out my supply, partly to give my skin a break, I started testing two weeks of every month. After six months, I pared down to once a quarter.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">But regardless of how often a person uses CGMs, every body is different. Foods that cause a spike for me may do nothing for you. The only way to know for sure is through diligent logging and experimentation. The conundrum is that this creates a mountain of data, and as I learned, interpreting that data without adequate context can lead to unnecessary anxiety.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Compounding the issue? CGM makers have differing approaches on how to present that data. The Dexcom Stelo app, for example, will give you spike alerts after about an hour or two. Abbott’s Lingo CGM eschews such alerts altogether. Instead, Abbott opts for a Lingo Score that tries to simplify raw data into a digestible number that signifies how well you did on average at keeping your glucose within a healthy range of 70 to 140mg/dL.&nbsp;</p>

<figure class="wp-block-pullquote"><blockquote><p>If you wear two CGMs simultaneously, as I did, it’s possible to get different numbers and not know which one is truly correct</p></blockquote></figure>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Using a CGM to stay within that range sounds relatively simple and easy. In reality, it’s complicated.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“The one study that did look at follow-up outcomes found that people who spent more time above that range were more likely to get diabetes, but this was in a pretty small population,” says Nicole Spartano, assistant professor at Boston University’s Chobanian and Avedisian School of Medicine. “They may have already had prediabetes and are sort of on their way already. I think we’re really at a point where we don’t have a lot of information from a research standpoint.”&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">For example, Spartano notes that there’s often a lack of context for how CGM numbers could relate to an individual’s health. On the one hand, doctors often see a fasting blood glucose level of over 100mg/dL as a cause for concern. CGMs, however, <em>do not</em> measure blood glucose. They measure interstitial glucose, which can, at times, be higher than blood glucose. Spartano says more research is needed to determine what the differences between blood and interstitial glucose could be, both broadly and on an individual level.&nbsp;</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/IMG_1141.png?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Screenshot of Abbott Lingo app showing two overnight spikes on March 27th, 2026." title="Screenshot of Abbott Lingo app showing two overnight spikes on March 27th, 2026." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;My glucose has improved since starting new medication. However, what caused these overnight spikes? A bad dream? Side sleeping? Temperature shifts? I’ll never really know.&lt;/em&gt; | Screenshot: Abbott" data-portal-copyright="Screenshot: Abbott " />
<p class="has-text-align-none">“We assume that they’re completely accurate, but they’re not <em>exactly</em> accurate. There’s a certain level of accuracy that the FDA requires, but that still leaves some wiggle room,” says Dr. David Klonoff, medical director at the Diabetes Research Institute at Mills-Peninsula Medical Center and editor-in-chief of the <em>Journal of Diabetes Science and Technology.&nbsp;</em></p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Basically, if you wear two CGMs simultaneously, as I did, it’s possible to get different numbers and not know which one is truly correct. And while most people would only wear one at a time, there could also be a difference between one CGM you wear and the next, based on whether they were applied correctly and several other factors.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">But say everything is assumed to be accurate. What is the best way to interpret CGM data for non-diabetics? To try and find out, Spartano ran <a href="https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39936548/">a clinical study</a> in which 18 endocrinologists were asked to evaluate data from non-diabetics.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“We gave them 20 different glucose monitor reports and asked them, ‘If someone came in with this report, would you suggest they have a follow-up screening for this?’” says Spartano. She says some experts viewed peaks as a normal part of physiology. Others saw elevated levels as a sign someone might need further testing.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“Essentially, there was no consensus. Even clinicians who read CGM data all day, every day don’t know what to do with this data,” says Spartano.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“One of the problems is we don’t have an ideal way of analyzing the information yet. We know if someone is doing really poorly or completely normally, but the people that seem to be headed for trouble? We can only say, ‘It doesn’t look normal, but it’s not abnormal. It’s something in the middle,’” agrees Klonoff.</p>

<figure class="wp-block-pullquote"><blockquote><p>“Essentially, there was no consensus. Even clinicians who read CGM data all day, every day don’t know what to do with this data.”</p></blockquote></figure>

<p class="has-text-align-none">According to Klonoff and Spartano, there isn’t a reference set of data that’s been vetted and agreed upon by a group of experts. The data that’s coming in from different subgroups of people using over-the-counter CGMs is all so new that it’ll take years before that’s even possible.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">So, say you, a non-diabetic, needed help interpreting your CGM data. It’s very possible that if you were to present your data to 10 different doctors, you might get 10 different recommendations.&nbsp;</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">During my research, multiple doctors and diabetes experts told me I was fine given that my A1C remained optimal and my CGM data — for the most part — stayed within a healthy range. Spikes, they assured me, are a normal part of my metabolism functioning as it should.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">However, that’s technically not <em>optimizing.</em> Take Means. While her credentials are questionable (she thinks you can <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/889922/optimizer-casey-means-wellness-influencer-playbook">prevent cancer with “good energy”</a> habits), in her <em>New York Times </em>bestseller <em>Good Energy</em>, she advises, “We want to minimize spikes because they are associated with worse outcomes.” She advocates for stricter criteria. Post-meal glucose levels shouldn’t rise above 115mg/dL, no spike should be above 30mg/dL, and “optimal” morning fasting glucose should be between 75 and 80mg/dL. I’ve seen other influencers recommend similar advice, albeit with slightly different numbers.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">By those standards, you <em>could</em> be in a healthy range 100 percent of the time but still have a “suboptimal” metabolism. Never mind that experts have said there’s not enough consensus to define what warrants “good” or “bad” CGM data in non-diabetics. Many CGM apps will give you scores and additional metrics to aim for. If you’re a perfectionist like me, that can be a recipe for disaster.</p>

<figure class="wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex"><img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268422_Victoria_CGM_continuous_Glucose_Monitor_AKrales_0288.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Top-down view of senior reviewer Victoria Song’s hands while weighing a bagel on a food scale" title="Top-down view of senior reviewer Victoria Song’s hands while weighing a bagel on a food scale" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;I experimented with protein bagels to see if they’d lower glucose spikes while giving me enough energy for longer runs.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />

<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268422_Victoria_CGM_continuous_Glucose_Monitor_AKrales_0245.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Senior reviewer Victoria Song measuring out a black cherry yogurt into a bowl on a food scale" title="Senior reviewer Victoria Song measuring out a black cherry yogurt into a bowl on a food scale" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;I started measuring every single bit of food I ate, including this homemade protein jello.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />

<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268422_Victoria_CGM_continuous_Glucose_Monitor_AKrales_0269.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Senior Reviewer Victoria Song looking at a tabby cat on a kitchen counter next to a food scale and bowl." title="Senior Reviewer Victoria Song looking at a tabby cat on a kitchen counter next to a food scale and bowl." data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Inspector Petey the cat was not a fan of my glucose experimentation over the last year.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" /></figure>

<p class="has-text-align-none">The longer I wore CGMs, the more obsessed I became with the food on my plate. A slice of pizza at a gathering would make me break out in a cold sweat. Common sense says a single slice of pizza once in a while is not the end of the world. But the thought of a spike alert or a bad score was enough to convince me that I should forgo eating meals or snacks entirely, even if my stomach was growling. Likewise, I began overexercising. I’d feel good if my fasting glucose was below 85mg/dL, and stressed if it was anything over 100 — even if there was a logical, temporary, good reason for that. I began to feel stressed about being stressed. At a certain point, I became incapable of enjoying social events and started avoiding them. The worst moment came early on in testing at <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/830937/optimizer-cgms-metabolism-wearables">a family Thanksgiving dinner</a>. I started negotiating with myself about what I could eat based on how it was showing up in a CGM app. After six months, it became bad enough that people close to me felt the need to intervene. I had been too fixated on successfully “optimizing my metabolism” to notice.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">This is often forgotten in the narrative to optimize metabolism. <a href="https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9403232/">Studies</a> <a href="https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S174014452400158X#sec0125">have found</a> that it’s difficult to conclude that wearables, diet, or fitness apps have a definitive link to disordered eating or eating disorders — though the risk is there, and they have been <a href="https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8485346/">associated with exacerbating symptoms</a> in those who already have experienced them. For some people, CGM use won’t come with this kind of dark side. For me, it absolutely did.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I now opt to use CGMs only to test new features.&nbsp;</p>

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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">After about a year, I decided to conduct one final test. Once again, my data was wonky. Morning glucose was elevated. Post-meal spikes were prolonged. And my daily average glucose was higher than it’d ever been. I was consistently exhausted. I kept gaining weight despite vigilantly monitoring my nutrition and exercise. I found a new doctor and got some more blood work done. Still no diabetes or prediabetes. But my bad cholesterol had worsened, and two liver enzymes had more than tripled from the previous year. An ultrasound showed my fatty liver had progressed from mild to moderate. For the first time, I had my insulin resistance tested and was found to be on the “high side of normal.”&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">My new doctor concluded that my non-medicated efforts to rein in my chaotic metabolism, while admirable, weren’t cutting it. Prescriptions were written, a plan was formed, and four months into treatment, my CGM data and blood work have dramatically improved. For the first time in a decade, my bad cholesterol is normal. I’ve lost 15 of the 25 pounds I gained, and my liver enzymes have dropped by roughly 65 percent. My morning glucose levels are no longer elevated.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/268422_Victoria_CGM_continuous_Glucose_Monitor_AKrales_0200.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Senior reviewer Victoria Song standing on a scale in a bathroom while a cat looks on" title="Senior reviewer Victoria Song standing on a scale in a bathroom while a cat looks on" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;My biomarkers have dramatically improved thanks to new medications, but the hardest thing to measure was how this affected my mental health.&lt;/em&gt;" data-portal-copyright="" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">Proponents of non-diabetic CGM use might frame this as an outright win. In many ways, it is. Even so, I’m hesitant to characterize it that way. I was often stumped by my data, anxious when consulting doctors, and for a time, wrecked my hard-fought relationship with food and exercise. Overall, it took 13 months from starting CGM testing to finding a satisfactory treatment for my metabolic issues and 17 months to finally see improvement. Along the way, I shed many tears of frustration, and I’m <em>still</em> adjusting to the side effects of my new medications.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">I’m grateful to see my health improve. My long-term testing of CGMs undeniably played a role in that. But arguably, medication — not CGM use and definitely not “taking control of my health” through lifestyle changes alone — is what’s ultimately helping me feel better. I’m all for non-diabetics having access to these sensors, so long as they’re aware of the limitations. What I’m <em>not</em> for is framing CGMs as a silver bullet for demystifying and optimizing your metabolism.&nbsp;</p>
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<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">You can trace the state of health tech today to a single gadget: the Apple Watch Series 4.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Back in 2018, smartwatches and fitness bands focused on a handful of things: step count, heart rate, some light sleep monitoring, and activity logging. As a result, they were much more focused on fitness rather than overall health. Handy if you were trying to increase activity levels or lose a few pounds, but not a device that could “save your life.” That all changed with the Series 4, which introduced FDA-cleared atrial fibrillation detection — something that had never been done before on <em>any</em> consumer wearable. <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/08/upshot/apple-watch-heart-monitor-ekg.html">Not everyone was a fan of the feature</a>. Critics cautioned that it wasn’t as accurate as a traditional 12-lead EKG, and many doctors weren’t sure <a href="https://www.theverge.com/22733073/smartwatch-wearable-health-impact-doctors">how to interpret such novel wearable data</a>.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Nevertheless, this sort of FDA-cleared digital screening feature is now the hallmark of what’s considered advanced consumer health tech. Every year, there are <a href="https://parade.com/health/how-my-apple-watch-saved-my-life">several</a> <a href="https://kobi5.com/news/apple-watch-saves-seattle-mans-life-274288/">stories</a> <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/teen-says-apple-watch-saved-his-life-after-heart-rate-spike-78871621699">of how</a> <a href="https://www.wtol.com/article/news/health/caught-on-camera-toledo-man-credits-active-lifestyle-and-apple-watch-for-saving-his-life-after-stroke/512-ccbcc32d-2fc9-4b98-88fe-4f32ecda8710">Apple Watches</a> have improved or saved lives — something that spurred rivals to pursue similar features on their own devices. Eight years after the Series 4 debuted, wearables can send an array of notifications relating to illness, sleep apnea, hypertension, and even fertility windows. And though there’s debate about such <a href="https://www.med.unc.edu/medicine/news/wearable-devices-can-increase-health-anxiety-could-they-adversely-affect-health/">features causing health anxiety</a>, wearable makers are racing to discover relationships between new biomarkers and enhanced longevity — hence why so many newer devices are zeroing in on recovery metrics, metabolism, and, for some reason, <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/859132/optimizer-ces-2026-metabolism-bodily-fluids-health-tech-wearables">bodily fluids</a>.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Given that <em>The Verge</em> is spending this entire week reflecting on <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/899623/apple-50-anniversary">50 years of Apple products</a>, we’d be remiss if we didn’t look at Apple’s role in defining this space — and what’s evolved in its wake. So, I sat down with Deidre Caldbeck, senior director of Apple Watch and health product marketing, to talk about how the company approaches developing health features and what that means for the Apple Watch’s future.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25623070/247270_Apple_watch_series_10_AKrales_0418.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Person looking at the Apple Watch Series 10 from an angle" title="Person looking at the Apple Watch Series 10 from an angle" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;This is the Series 10, but we have over a decade of original Apple Watch photography. For this package, strap in for a mini visual tour of our best shots.&lt;/em&gt; | Photo by Amelia Holowaty Krales / The Verge" data-portal-copyright="Photo by Amelia Holowaty Krales / The Verge" />
<p class="has-drop-cap has-text-align-none">Back in 2016, my first Apple Watch was the Series 2. As a wearables reviewer, I’ve tested every single iteration since. One thing has always been crystal clear about Apple’s approach in this space. The Watch isn’t meant to be a niche object for a small group of health nuts. The vision is a health gadget that works for everyone. (So long as you have an iPhone.)</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“We really wanted to make the features on Apple Watch as inclusive and intuitive as possible. Of course, technologies have advanced, and people’s interest in health and fitness has changed over the years, but we’ve really tried to maintain that primary objective: building features that can really impact as many people as possible,” says Caldbeck.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">According to Caldbeck, while the Apple Watch has always had an optical heart rate sensor, it was primarily used to track workouts. But as more people started wearing the Watch, Caldbeck says the company got feedback from users saying they wanted more context into their heart health that would perhaps explain some anomalies in their measurements. With the Series 3, the company delivered high and low heart rate notifications. But the major shift, she says, really came with the Series 4. That was when the Apple Watch got its first significant redesign, with a bigger display and a revamped, more modern UI. The addition of the EKG then helped to shift the device toward being a more holistic health tool than simply a fitness tracker.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25622601/247272_Apple_Watch_Ultra_2_Black_AKrales_0133.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Close up of the black Apple Watch Ultra 2" title="Close up of the black Apple Watch Ultra 2" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;The black Ultra 2 spurred many an existential crisis among original Ultra owners about whether upgrading for color alone was enough. &lt;/em&gt; | Photo by Amelia Holowaty Krales / The Verge" data-portal-copyright="Photo by Amelia Holowaty Krales / The Verge" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">“We started to hear more from people that they were getting insights into heart rate recovery and we thought, ‘Okay, well, maybe we invest more in things like <a href="https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2020/12/cardio-fitness-notifications-are-available-today-on-apple-watch/">low-cardio fitness</a>,’” she says, referring to how the company presents the <a href="https://www.health.harvard.edu/healthy-aging-and-longevity/vo2-max-what-is-it-and-how-can-you-improve-it">VO2 max</a> metric. “And of course, aFib notifications were there, but should we do more with aFib history once you’ve been diagnosed with aFib? So that sort of kicked off this acceleration into more of these heart health features.”</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Apple’s focus on developing big, broadly impactful health features often feels at odds with the current, overarching theme in health and wearable tech right now: AI-powered personalization. Right now, Apple’s rivals are going full speed ahead in integrating AI for an increasingly customized experience. Garmin, Google / Fitbit, Samsung, Oura, Whoop, Strava, Withings, Peloton — you name it, <a href="https://www.theverge.com/fitness-trackers/694140/ai-summaries-fitness-apps-strava-oura-whoop-wearables">they’re all stuffing AI into their platforms</a> to deliver highly individualized experiences. (Spoiler: <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/843420/optimizer-fitness-ai-coaching-plans-quitting-runna-peloton-iq-fitbit-ai">They’re generally godawful</a>.)&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">In the past few years, these companies have also been quick to incorporate wellness trends into their products. For instance, with the popularity of GLP-1 medications, metabolic health tracking and <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/825219/optimizer-ai-nutrition-tracking-wellness">AI nutrition features</a> are a hot commodity. Garmin just launched <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/855884/garmin-connect-nutrition-tracking">its take on the feature</a> in January. Even <em>Meta</em> <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/904020/meta-scriber-blayzer-prescription-smart-glasses">announced this week</a> that it’s getting into AI nutrition logging via its smart glasses later this summer.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/19208728/vpavic_190916_3669_0318.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="The apple watch series 5 on a reflective background" title="The apple watch series 5 on a reflective background" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;The Series 5 added cycle tracking. Caldbeck told me that women’s health, along with sleep and heart health, are primary examples of health features with broad, accessible impact.&lt;/em&gt; | Photo by Vjeran Pavic / The Verge" data-portal-copyright="Photo by Vjeran Pavic / The Verge" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">Conversely, Apple has been late to the AI game (<a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/861957/google-apple-ai-deal-iphone-gemini">and criticized for it</a>). Take <a href="https://www.theverge.com/hands-on/710780/watchos-26-preview-apple-intelligence-workout-buddy-smart-stack-wrist-flick">Workout Buddy</a>. Released last year, the AI-powered feature isn’t truly an AI coach. Instead, it’s meant to be a more motivational feature, surfacing historical milestones or highlighting your progress toward achieving daily goals. Notably, it doesn’t tell you what to do, generate workouts, or provide guidance — something that many people have come to expect from AI fitness features.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">All this, Caldbeck says, is intentional.</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“We want to deliver meaningful insights without very specific recommendations,” she explains. “We have, to date, designed our features to be a little more discreet, to sort of fade in the background and meet you where you are. Of course, we want to notify you if there’s something that you should pay attention to and give you the right information to make the right decisions or to maybe have a conversation with your doctor.”&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Caldbeck notes that Apple has implemented AI in developing several features, such as heart rate monitoring, fall detection, and hypertension notifications. That said, the guiding principle is to use AI to primarily “unlock health insights and empower people with information that they can then take action on.” And another key distinction is that every health feature <em>must</em> align with consensus-based, established scientific literature.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24023371/226266_APPLE_WATCH_8_SE_PHO_akrales_0615.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;Meanwhile, the Series 8 added a temperature sensor that enabled retrospective ovulation tracking.&lt;/em&gt; | Photo by Amelia Holowaty Krales / The Verge" data-portal-copyright="Photo by Amelia Holowaty Krales / The Verge" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">“What’s consistent is our commitment to providing features with actionable insights that are grounded in science and built with privacy at the core,” Dr. Sumbul Desai, Apple’s vice president of health and fitness, tells me over email.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">Caldbeck admits that from a product perspective, it’s tempting to hop on buzzy wellness trends. However, she says Apple requires that its data be validated across a large population because its products have such a large global reach. Case in point, its inaugural <a href="https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2018/11/stanford-apple-describe-heart-study-with-over-400000-participants.html">Apple Heart Study</a> had over 400,000 participants — an unheard-of number at the time. Concepts like specificity and sensitivity — which measure whether a test delivers more accuracy on true positives or true negatives — are often weighed when developing a feature.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“Frankly, we’re careful when we roll out these new features because we want to make sure we’re not getting ahead of the science,” says Caldbeck. “Sometimes, we wait a year or two. It does mean that others may be ahead of us in some areas that we know users care about, but it takes discipline, and we’re going to continue to do that.”&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">To be clear, many health tech companies pay a lot of lip service to being science-backed. But Apple isn’t bluffing about the patience and competitive sacrifice this approach requires. Last year, I got the chance to speak with Desai regarding the <a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/610308/apple-health-study-wearables-iphone-apple-watch-airpods">Apple Health Study</a>. The unique thing about <em>this</em> particular study is that it had no specific goal and would encompass activity, aging, cardiovascular health, circulatory health, cognition, hearing, menstrual health, metabolic health, mobility, neurological health, respiratory health, and sleep. The study is set to last <em>five years</em>, and could be extended further. It’s not guaranteed that groundbreaking insights or features will be discovered. Meaning it could be a long, long time before we see what comes from research at this scale and scope.</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13111159/vpavic_180917_2949_0162.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="Person wearing Apple Watch Series 4 petting an orange cat" title="Person wearing Apple Watch Series 4 petting an orange cat" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;em&gt;The Series 4 represented a major shift toward holistic health tracking. Rumor has it petting cats is also good for your health.&lt;/em&gt; | Photo by Vjeran Pavic / The Verge" data-portal-copyright="Photo by Vjeran Pavic / The Verge" />
<p class="has-text-align-none"><a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/776942/apple-watch-hypertension-feature-cleared-by-fda">Hypertension notifications</a>, which were launched last year, are another example. Although it was a feature that Apple had been keen on for a long time, Caldbeck says the company chose to wait until it could deliver reliable, validated results for a global population and successfully go through the regulatory clearance process. Apple also published <a href="https://www.apple.com/health/pdf/Hypertension_Notifications_Validation_Paper_September_2025.pdf">a validation paper</a> based on data from 100,000 study participants, detailing the tech and how the feature was developed. Sleep score, a feature that has been available for several years on other devices, is another example. Apple didn’t roll out its version of the feature until 2025, Caldbeck says, because it prioritized scientific consistency. And while Apple could have incorporated biometrics into the feature, it instead emphasizes factors that users can actually control. </p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">But even if it’s a while before we see the next groundbreaking health feature, Caldbeck and Desai say that users can expect to see Apple incorporate health tech into its other gadgets, too.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“We’re focused on creating innovative, intelligent features that deliver personal insights through products like Apple Watch, AirPods, and iPhone, fundamentally evolving the concept of prevention by democratizing access to health information,” says Desai.&nbsp;</p>

<p class="has-text-align-none">“If you think about what we’ve done with hearing health with AirPods, and even what we did years ago with using your iPhone to track mobility metrics, there’s a lot that we can still do with devices that are with you every day,” adds Caldbeck. “That’s going to be a place that we’ll continue to invest in to bring more impact to more people across more of our products.”</p>
<img src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/09/257943_Airpods_Pro3_AKrales_0109.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Okay, this is not an Apple Watch, but the AirPods Pro 3 added heart rate sensing. Desai and Caldbeck say the company is also investing in extending health features to its other gadgets.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; | Photo by Amelia Holowaty Krales / The Verge" data-portal-copyright="Photo by Amelia Holowaty Krales / The Verge" />
<p class="has-text-align-none">In <em>Optimizer</em>, I often lament how, in recent years, wellness trends seem to be influencing health tech in a less-than-ideal way. The <a href="https://www.theverge.com/health/715102/dangerously-blurry-line-between-wellness-and-medical-tech">increasingly blurry line between wellness and medical tech</a> genuinely keeps me up at night, <em>especially</em> as health tech companies begin to lobby Washington <a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/878337/optimizer-oura-wearables-fda-regulation-digital-health-screeners">for relaxed wearable regulations</a>. As a reviewer, I’ve also written my fair share of how Apple Watch and health updates can feel iterative, especially if other tech companies “got there first.” As I watch this space, I’m not sure which approach will ultimately win. Apple’s slower, broader, but scientifically rigorous approach — or the startups chasing emerging wellness trends, banking on AI-powered personalization to usher in a new era of health tech. But if there’s one thing I’m certain of, it’s that Apple is the rare company that can afford to take its time.</p>
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